genshin chatfic 2.0

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Hi! Again, ehe~
This AU is definitely not cannon.

Homophobia's number is not available in this household, it has been blocked from the WiFi in all buildings in this street, sorry not sorry. If you dare try to:

-Call Homophobia
-Call Transphobia (number also blocked)
-Even try to mention Aether X Lumine
-Use cheese in any meals
-Steal the scones
-Eat roast beef without gravy (sorry my bri'ish side is coming in)
-Turn off the WiFi

You will immediately be sent to the Deshret Desert, where you will be greeted by my school's endless, tiring and annoyingly long English building staircase. It is painful trust me, and you have to walk to the top, if there even is one. Enjoy the burning, not just from the temperature, but your legs too.

(They have an elevator only staff and janitors can use. I feel like they are trying to torture their students poor legs.)

Now you have been warned of the consequences. In my opinion, I would still rather do this than eat a slice of cheese. Ew! Though, for many people this will not apply, so this punishment has been made. Don't break these rules guys, I'm serious here. You'll regret it if you do.

:)