alastor x toaster-astor

he's back

Alastor (alastorastortoastastor) was sitting on a Bench near a Cafe He smelled Coffee and a Breze blew His neon Green hat away that He stole from target. He stood Up and wanted to Grab IT but then someone Else hat His hat....He looked Up and saw that something Standing infront of him with His hat in hands
//That can't be true// He thought to himself
"I'M BACK FROM WAR HONEY" the Toaster (protogen) yelled in His face Putting His hat Back on him.
"Hm they told me you died ',:^" alastor (alastorastortoastastor) Said confused.
"Uuum yea about that ..." Toaster (protogen) stardet " they thought i died but actually i was Just afraid of the wasp that was flying Around me so ┐⁠(⁠￣⁠ヘ⁠￣⁠)⁠┌ they realy do need to Care more"

...

Now they were Just Standing infront of the Coffee Shop ..ig
"How about WE Grab a coffe and you Tell me what also happened" alastor (alastorastortoastastor) asked
"Sounds Like a Plan"🍞
They walked into the Coffee Shop
(In the Coffee Shop ☕☕☕☕☕☕☕☕☕☕☕☕☕☕☕☕☕☕☕☕☕☕)
Toaster (protogen) told alastor about the war
The Victoris the weapons and how He lost His legs in the great pirat war.🦵 Alastor (alastorastortoastastor) was stunned to speak so He Just kept on listening wile He sips in His 55 Cups of coffe

(I think i'll keep on writing that Shit)