Beep!* beep!* bee-
(Casually hits the snooze button)
"shut....the hell up...I'm trying to sleep.....damn..it....."
Beep!* beep!* beep!* beep!*
"Shut up!
*Bang!*
(Cutely throws alarm across room, this Is a joke please dont yell at me 😢)
"Great now I'm up....I just wanted to sleep for five more minutes but here I am.. awake"
Beep!* beep!* beep!* beep!* beep!*
"Ugh!"
(Slides off bed like worm to grab phone,
Please tell me I'm not the only one who does this)
Beep!* beep!* be-*
"Finally some peace"
(Falls asleep on floor with half the covers hanging off the bed)
_-_-_-_-_ time skip brought to you by a flying straw hat.
"Ugh....wha...what time is it?"
"O..oh.....3:47.....wait...3......47.....aahhhhh!!!!"
"How the fuck did I sleep so long!?!"
"Shit shit shit!!"
(Somehow teleporting to a standing position)
"Oh wait I dont have work today"
(Casually falls asleep standing)
_-_-_-_-_ mini time skip brought to you by Robin-chan.
Knock!* knock!*
"Y/n are you awake! You have to get ready to go!"
"What the fuck why was I sleeping standing? Whatever not like it's the first"
Knock!* knock!* knock!*
"Y/n! Hurry up!"
"What the hell is the time"
6:27
Oh I'm gonna be late....oh well
Knock!* knock!* knock!* knock!*
"Shut up!!"
"I'll be ready in a minute gez!!!"
_-_-_-_-_ another time skip cause I'm lazy (~-_-)~ 20 minutes
Now I'm at the park for a late night walk with my childhood friend and roommate.
"Ok..so.."
"Yeah..that was the last time I sa- IS THAT A FUCKING SQUIRREL BEATBOXING!?!?!" -Y/N
"HOLY SHIT IT IS WE MUST RECORD!!!!"
- ROOMMATE
"GO SQUIRREL GO SQUIRREL GO SQUIRREL WOOO!!"-Y/N
"Anywho I have to go..I have a date with ben so I should get going I hope you dont mind"-roommate
"No I dont mind go get him"
"Thank you bye y/n!!"
(she gone!!)
"Hello human now that your friend is gone you must listen to what I have to say"-squirrel
"What the fuck you can talk?"
"Well duh how do you think i was BEATBOXING?"
"Good point"
"Ok whatever here take this"
"Holy shit is this a devil fruit?!"
"Duh are you stupid or something eat it dumbass"
"Right!!"
(Num num num num)
"Wait a damn minute this tastes good what did you do to it?"
"Nothing it's just the only devil fruit with a good tast"-squirrel
"Oh ok that checks out"
"Damn you trust easy"
"Well yeah who wouldn't trust a talking squirrel in the middle of a park at night telling the them to eat a mystery fruit?"
"You'd be surprised"
"Oh okay... anyshoe do you know what ability I have or what?"
"Yeah you can travel dimensions and shit like that"
"Oh sick"
"Just think of what your action should be to dimension travel and your good to go"
"....so if I blink I could ju-"
(Whoosh swoosh!)
"What the fuck how did i get up here!?"
"You blinked but you weren't paying attention to what you were thinking about duh"
"Your one sassy squirrel"
"Well duh who do you think keeps up with the other fruit squirrels crazy antics"
Anyshoe time skip again (;'~')- 1 year.
"Okay bye squirrel I'm headed off to who knows where"
"Bye bean brain I'm gonna miss ya"
"I'll miss you too thanks for the training now I can go kick ass"
"Yep oh did you ge-"
"Bye!"
(Poof!*)
"Oh fuck I dont know where I am in the op world but I need a nap night night"
Swoosh!*
"What the fuck!? Guys there a fucking girl in the Ship sleeping!!"
"a girl!! She must be beautiful!! You stupid moss head you better not touch her before I get there!!"
"Why the hell would I touch her!! You damn love cook!!!"
"Shut up!! Both of you!!"
Boom!* boom!*
"Oi luffy what do you want to do with her!"
"Have chopper check her for injuries! Then we could wait tell she wakes up maybe she likes meat"
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Fanfiction"a devil fruit spawned in the real world? how? Oh a squirrel" "who is she? where did she come from?" a girl appeared below deck of the sunny but how is the real question, and what are those feelings the 'innocent' captain has been feeling when aroun...
