Reality as smooth as butter (Wandality)

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Tony: ok Reality I dare you to flirt with Wanda

Reality: watch and learn boys

*Reality walks up to bar where Wanda is manning with Nat*

Wanda: hey Reality

Reality: Wanda you remind me of the 20 letters of the alphabet

Clint: there's 26 dumbass

Reality: oh sorry how could I forget u.r.a.q.t.

Peter: okay that was smooth

Pietro: hell no that's only 25 he forgot one he can't count

Reality: oh I'm sorry silly me you can get that D later

Wanda whispers: meet me in my room in 5 minutes

Tony: shit

Steve: so you two are going to fondue

Nat smirking: young lovers

Pietro: I didn't see that coming

Peter: I'm heading back to May's

Sam smirking

Bucky also smirking 👍

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