This story follows a new man and a new protagonist. I advise you keep your sanity and listen to the song provided!
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Hello my name is Alfie and I'm the most downbad person know to man, I tried to date two people but failed.... but finally someone is interested in me🤓 She's called Alex and she has no tits but pretends she has tits, she's sooooooooo hot and I love her unexistant tits. It's near Halloween so we're going in a couple costume which dosent even match! She is a sperm cell and I'm a spotty tuxedo man, how romantic❤️❤️❤️ Me and Alex are in deep love and she's defiantly not gunna dump my ass as soon as matilda shows no more "interest" in me😮🙊 Me and Alex are going on another 20hr discord call again🥰🥰😍😍 I love it when we do that because I haven't gone out of the house since the amazing big titty women took me to watch the minions movie. I'm now going to ignore all my true friends and focus on my little breasted kitten😈😈👺👺👺👹👹👹👿👿👿 Tomorrow is school so we can hug again 🤓🤓 It's the first time I've felt physical touch by a women since I was born, but even now my mother hates me over my little shit brother 👺
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Here's my son
Anyways I love Alex so much and am I giant simp and I think about her every night even though she is a massive cow & she makes shit comebacks which I could get of google and the creator of this is defiantly not targeting anyone🤔🤔🤔🤨🤨🤨🧐🧐🧐🧐 I am a giant massive humongous simp and I defiantly don't have attachment issues and have had someone run away from me because of my face 😥😥😥🥲🥲🥲 So because it's the big day of meeting my kitten tomorrow I have to do my ritual.... The yearly shower . . . I placed my protection mat on the floor and turned on the shower IT BURNEDDD My skin was turning red and I was melting at the touch of water 👿👿👿 I managed to pull through though and finished my shower. This hurt more than graces wallet😬 As I stepped out of my ritual I felt my aurora disappear I LIKED MY SHIT SMELL🥲🥲 I weeped in pain as all I could smell was a 13 in 1 links shampoo conditioner mouthwash fabric softener toothpaste gravy granuals tomato sauce ect I'm now have scars because of that and I shall not shower until another year passes...
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I feel like Alfie deserves this chapter because of abandoning his friends and Alex 100% deserves this (if she calls me irrelevant again I'll make sure she actually looks like a cow by roundhousing her ass) Anyways goodbye for another week
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