??? x keaya
Keaya walked into the house he and Albedo shared ever since Diluc kicked him out for 'over drinking with Rosie' he thought it was terribly mean of him "all I did was waste millions of mora in stock BUT WERE BROTHERS" is what he always said but he deep deep
Deep deep
Deep deep
DEEP
DEEP down knew was a lie a because he didn't use up 1 million mora he use 1,003,007 mora on the dot so he was technically wrong.
As keaya walked into the home he shared with his true love albedou he called out to the upstairs
" hello dearest I'm back"
He then heard a loud thud and as he went to see what happened he saw something he never thought he would keaya saw albedou with a
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SUCROSE BODY PILLOW jk he already knew about that
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He saw albedou painting with another manKeaya was heart broken he ran out of the house onto the snowy wastelands of dragonspine crying his eyes out he ran into a cave full of abyss mages and quickly cleared them out he sat and cryed for hours until
He heard a Russel of leaves from behind him and keaya turned around to see
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Dwane the rock Jhonson
"Are you ok" Dwane asked the despairing cavalry captain "I-I-I saw my b-b-boyfriend painting with D-D-dhar man" he then once again burst into another flow of tears
Dwane comforted the tall man and held him close to his booba stroking his long hair comfortinglyWith a sweet smile Dwane stood up with keaya in his arms "let's go to old mondstatad and beat up hillichurls and abyss mages"
"Umm" keaya said "I can't exactly do that I'm"
There was a long pause
"A hillichurlian scholar so I cannot under the oath of Ella musk"
"Oh that's ok I guess wanna get sticky honey roast?" Dwane proposed
"Sorry again I'm banned from good hunter for life after I forgot to pay my 16,768,982,017 mora bill......... and still haven't"
Time after time keaya came up with reasons they couldn't leave so they made out then and there———————