Generation of Idiots (Kuroko no Basket Facebook Fanfiction)

Milkshake

Kagami Taiga Just put the GoM's picture into that How Old Do I Look app and HAHAHAHA. Aomine is apparently 74 years old. LMAO.

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Aomine Daiki Yeah well, I'm MATURE. Unlike you childish people who still play Pet Society.

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Midorima Shintaro There is no more Pet Society, you fool. Which is unfortunate because my garden was beautiful.

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Aomine Daiki ....... I never expected that from you, Midorima.

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Akashi Seijuro Daiki, there is a difference between looking mature and being mature. Take me as an example. I am a mature and level-headed young man, but I don't look like a petrified fossil.

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Kagami Taiga Um... I don't mean to burst your bubble, Akashi, but I just put your picture into the app and... it says you're a 7-year-old girl.

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Akashi Seijuro ... What?

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Kagami Taiga DON'T SHOOT THE MESSENGER!!!

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Akashi Seijuro This app is as ridiculous as your grades. (How do you get 18/100 for English when you stayed in America? Were you perpetually drunk?) I demand for it to be removed at once.

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Kagami Taiga HOW DO YOU KNOW MY GRADES?!!!

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Akashi Seijuro I have my sources.

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Midorima Shintaro By sources he probably means Kuroko.

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Kagami Taiga Kuroko, you....!

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Kuroko Tetsuya I'm sorry, but Akashi-kun promised to buy me a month's supply of vanilla milkshake if I gave him some classified information.

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Kagami Taiga WOW. WOW. YOU CHOOSE MILKSHAKE OVER YOUR LIGHT??? OVER SOMEONE WHO SAVED YOUR TINY ASS SO MANY TIMES?

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Kuroko Tetsuya Please don't take it personally, Kagami-kun. But vanilla milkshake > anything.

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Kagami Taiga So if I give you a year's supply of milkshakes, you would dish the dirt on Akashi???

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Kuroko Tetsuya ..... Goodbye. /uses misdirection /disappears

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Kagami Taiga YOU TRAITOROUS SHADOW!!!

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Murasakibara Atsushi Ehhhh? But Akachin, you do look like a girl~ A tiny cute girlie~

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Akashi Seijuro "Tiny"...

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Aomine Daiki HAHAHA, Akashi must feel like banging his head with an iron bra from sticking to the "proper" way of using ....................s.

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Akashi Seijuro They are called ellipses. And what exactly do you mean by an iron bra? I do not think I have the appendages required to put in a bra.

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Aomine Daiki I MEANT BAR. WHAT EVEN. But you have to admit, you could pass off as someone who has those... appendages.

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Akashi Seijuro I look like a girl as much as you and Atsushi look like David Beckham.

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Aomine Daiki WOW, DAVID BECKHAM? Thanks, man. Didn't know you thought I was so handsome.

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Akashi Seijuro This is getting so absurd I don't even want to bother with that huge head of yours, Daiki. I just contacted the company in charge of this lie of an app called How Old Do I Look.

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Kagami Taiga OH MY GOD TAKE A CHILL PILL, AKASHI.

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Aomine Daiki Your iron bra may help in calming your tits.

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Kuroko Tetsuya You wanted a scoop on Akashi-kun, Kagami-kun? Here it is: he has no sense of humor. Now, I will be waiting for my one year's supply of vanilla milkshake. Thank you in advance. /poof

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Kagami Taiga WOW, NO SHIT, SHERLOCK. COME BACK HERE, KUROKO!!!

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900 VOTES WHAT. Thanks for the love, guys! :'D Thinking of doing some kind of special chapter at 1000 votes! Any ideas? :))