Jason Voorhees Collection

Odd/Silly Prompts

Request: Can we have jason reaction to their s/o being on anesthesia and saying some random shit like "My eyes are thirsty, give them a drink" 😂

Warnings: None

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✧ Poor Jason, he doesn't know how to answer your questions

✧ You looked him dead in the eyes and said "What noise do ants make?" and preceded to make noises until you found a fitting one (spoiler: you couldn't)

✧ This question genuinely bugged Jason, and kept him up at night. Even his mother was perturbed by this statement

✧ He looked at you with pity in his eyes and almost cried because he didn't have an answer

✧ But the moment you guys got him he was going to go on an ant hunt and was going to figure out the answer to this god damn mystery

✧ All the while you continued to make up your own noises. Ones that didn't fit an ant got pushed aside and labeled to another animal

✧ Tune in next time to see if Jason discovers the mysterious Ant Sound

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Request: Jason finding their s/o in the kitchen with soot on their face and a bowl of flaming cereal. "All I did was pour it into the bowl..."

Warnings: None

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✧ He heard it before he even saw it. That poomft sound from the kitchen

✧ Jason didn't think to much about until, until he walked into the kitchen of course

✧ That's where you were, just standing in front of your bowl of cereal that was fuming, soot covering your face and the counter around it

✧ Quickly he grabbed the bowl and took it outside to distinguish it and came back to you, soot still covering your entire face

✧ "All I did was pour it into the bowl..."

✧ He smiled and cleaned off your face with a wet rag and kissed your forehead

✧ He made you a better breakfast that morning

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Request: Jason with a crush that is wild and fearless... unless it comes to grasshoppers

Warnings: None

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✧ Jason finds your fearless nature to be quite funny and charming to be around but...

✧ Grasshoppers? Really?

✧ I mean, you guys live out in the middle of the woods yet... grasshoppers...

✧ The first time you ran to him he honestly thought someone was chasing you and was immediately alert and armed

✧ Then you pointed to the deck and twas not a mere mortal standing before him but... a GRASSHOPPER

✧ Oh lord what ever shall he do???

✧ He let out a small sigh before placing a small peck on your forehead and gentle picking up the tiny thing and moving it out by a tree

✧ For a split second he thought it would have been funny to bring it to you,

✧ But his mom said no

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Request:  whoever you want reacting to their s/o kissing a cardboard cutout of dr Phil or Nick Cage (Ik this sounds dum but I think it would be funny af)

Warnings: None

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✧ Also heartbroken

✧ Pees his pants a little bit too

✧ You find new ways to scare this man everyday. The first time was finding the Cage cutout in the closet, now it's finding you doing... unspeakable acts upon Jason's entering. This is adultery. It has to be. His mom said so therefor it is

✧ You died.

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Request: Jason with someone who has a really bad sunburn and gets them often... Ginger problems 😂 I can't function with it right now. I need support from monster/slasher bfs.

Warnings: None

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✧ Jason remembers getting sunburnt as a kid, his mother throwing a fit and rubbing every last drop into his skin before he would be able to go outside

✧ Feels so bad to see you wince in pain when you accidentally sit the wrong way or wack your arm against something. He wants to love you so bad, but it drives him insane that he can't touch you

✧ I mean, in his state now, he doesn't have to worry about it, but you can bet he'll turn into Mama Jason the moment he notices you turn red

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Request: I hope if it isn't to much trouble could I request something? Then if I can is it okay if you could make whoever you choose to react to Their S/O being pounced on my a huge scary dog but Their just like aww what a cute puppy. P.S I really like your writing

Warnings: None

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✧ Pisses and shits his undead pants and comes to your aid immediately. He can't even hear your laughter and squeals with his rampant breathing and frantic rescuing

✧ It isn't until he's got the dog held up by the scruff of his neck outstretched in one arm you and you in the other like a mother separating two fighting siblings.

✧ Both you and the dog look at Jason with puppy dog eyes for ruining the fun, but he sets the dog down and holds you far away from him like