he awoke on a goofy ahh summers eve to see lin-z staring at him through the blinds. at this moment gregory realized that his granddaughter, lin-z, had a stalking problem. he quickly sped-walked to the door to let her in. he exclaimed, "zooweemama, what were you doing little miss sunshine?" lin-z was wearing her sash from her most recent pageant. it had the letters that spell out "little" diagonally. she waltzed into the room with an empty bowl and recited "hello gregory." as she always does.
"you're built like a piece of play doh doh doh"
