Studies show Rob and Shiyoruu cheat on each other approximately 52 times per hour on average. The Rob and Shiyoruu cheating on each other counter is currently at 381048205720033.5382
dont ask how there are decimalsHowever, despite clear proof of their disloyalty being displayed multiple times, they both insist their love is strong, even having the ship name Roboryuu. They might not need therapy as badly as Frost, but they definitely need it.
Like, look at this shit. Come on Rob. Shiyoruu literally had a whole ass wedding to someone other than Rob, and even when I showed screenshots Rob turned a blind eye. The bitch didn't even know her fiance until about ten minutes before the ceremony 🤡
Shiyoruu's common excuses include
and blatantly denying their involvement.
Rob's excuses are more on the whimsical side, things like
"JUST BECAUSE MY TEACHER IS HOT DOESN'T MEAN IM CHEATING"
and
"NO"
they both also like ignoring us when we throw out our accusations. Also, Shiyoruu tends to cheat more often than Rob does. Thank you for coming to my Ted Talk.
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Humorbefore you say anything, yes, I also need therapy, but that is not the topic of discussion right now ok