Hugo "Teacher Dad" Vega:
Likes:
Discussing wine + cheese pairingsKissing in art galleriesThe smell of books
Dislikes:
Unfaithful film adaptations of good novelsWhen his son vapes in his carTeaching summer school profile
Middle school and High school teacher. Writer of scholarly articles on 18th-century literature for various esteemed publications. If you're on here to tell me that my son put a cherry bomb in your trash, I know and I'm sorry.
On a Friday Night, you are most likely to...
Brew some strong tea and paint my miniatures.
If you had one thing to take with you onto a desert island, what would it be?
A Remembrance of Things Past by Marcel Proust
What are your turn-ons?
Muscles
What did you want to be when you grew up?
Movie star
What's your favorite movie genre?
Documentaries on art history
What's your ideal date?
Each of us read a different book on opposite sides of the couch in comfortable silence
What do you never leave home without?
My glasses. I forget them at home a lot
I spend a lot of time thinking about:
I worry that people who are against e-readers are more in love with the idea of books than actually reading them
Conversation OptionsAmanda's SchoolWe just moved... - LikeShe's fine. - DislikeShe tends to bottle things up. - NeutralFirst DateFish NamingAmerican Longfin - NeutralBlue-nosed wiggly fish - LikeHumphead Wrasse - NeutralFish TriviaParanormal fish trivia. - NeutralPsychiatric fish trivia. - NeutralPolitical fish trivia. - LoveWait, Are You Serious?Serious as a heart attack. - DislikeNot. - LikeStaring at FishI'd rather stare at you. - DislikeWe can learn a great deal from the mother ocean. - LoveAre those two sharks kissing? - NeutralStealing Marine LifeWe don't have time for games here. - LikeThat's an easy five to ten in the clink. - NeutralI'm not afraid to hit a child. - DislikePenguin StealingLay down the law. - NeutralTry to relate to her. - NeutralBribe her. - NeutralDid You Bribe A Child?I bribed a child. - LikeI don't know what she's talking about. - DislikeYou can't play by the rules when there are penguins on the line. - NeutralCheese BoardsI love cheese boards. - NeutralI'm all about cheese boards. - LikeThere is nothing on earth more satisfying than a good cheese board. - LoveSecond DateTrivia NightWe're just here for the cheese too - NeutralWe'll see what we can do to not hurt your feelings too bad - LikeI will destroy you - DislikeThe Best Team Names EverEasy, Brie-zy, Beautiful - NeutralHavarti like it's 1999 - NeutralAhh! Real Munsters - NeutralCraigslist Swissed Connections - NeutralTrivia NightLiteratureElvish Name for ContinentEndor - CorrectHoth - IncorrectAerenal - IncorrectLemuria - IncorrectTarzan and John Carter of MarsWilliam A. Alcott - IncorrectEdgar Rice Burroughs - CorrectNathanial Hawthorne - IncorrectE.E. Doc Smith - IncorrectEdmond DantesFrankenstein's Monster - IncorrectThe Count of Monte Cristo - CorrectH.G. Wells - IncorrectDante Alighieri - IncorrectCinemaReturn of the Jedi: Luke Says to LeiaTheir Father - IncorrectTheir Promise - IncorrectThe Jedi Order - IncorrectTheir Mother - CorrectGremlins 2: Breaking the Fourth WallCharlie Sheen - IncorrectHulk Hogan - CorrectEmilio Estaves - IncorrectBoy George - IncorrectHorror Movies: Not Having an Indian Burial GroundThe Shining - IncorrectWithin the Woods - IncorrectPoltergeist - CorrectPet Semetary - IncorrectCool AnimalsCanary IslandsBirds - IncorrectCats - IncorrectFish - IncorrectDogs - CorrectLast Animal in DictionaryZebra- IncorrectZebu - IncorrectZyzzyva (a type of American Weavil) - CorrectZonkey - IncorrectThickest FurCanadian Beaver - IncorrectDuckbill Platypus - IncorrectPolar Bear - IncorrectOtter - CorrectWhy Do You Know So Much About Wrestling?Ask again. - NeutralDrop it. - NeutralAgain, Why Do You Know So Much About Wrestling?Ask again. - LoveDrop it. - NeutralSeeing Wrestling RoomThis is the coolest thing I've ever seen - LoveUh... wow... - DislikeNot a lot of people have seen this, huh? - LikeThird DateWRESTLINGWhat... did I just watch? - LoveI don't know what's happening but this is amazing. - LikeKILL HIM, JOHNNY - NeutralWhat Do You Think Of The Wrestling?It's just okay. - DislikeIt's cool. - LikeI'm glad I'm here with you. - LoveOH NO, IT'S COLINThis is a sneaking mission - NeutralCreate a Diversion - NeutralJust walk back to your seats - LikeSneaking MissionHide behind the merchandise rack - NeutralDuck under the snack counter - NeutralQuick, get inside my shirt - LoveCreating a DiversionDo a cartwheel - NeutralRun away - NeutralJust scream - NeutralKISS CAMGive the crowd what they want - LoveProtect Hugo's identity - LikeTry to ignore it - DislikeWrestling PersonaBomb Clancy - NeutralMario Brawltali - NeutralDad - NeutralWrestling MovesGo for it - LoveTap out, you coward - DislikeRelated Achievements
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Date Responses
"I'm J.K. Rowling with delight."
"I think Paradise Lost just got found."
"That was so good you gave me... Goosebumps."
TriviaIn 's ending, he adopts .He loves wrestling, and he even has a room dedicated entirely to wrestling memorabilia.Hugo's wrestling persona would be J.D. Slamminger; his costume would be a tweed coat, and his finishing move would be "A Catcher in the Eye," in which he pokes his opponent's eyes out and calls them a phony. This is a reference to the novel The Catcher in the Rye written by J.D. Salinger, which is fitting due to Hugo being an English teacher.Hugo has an ex-husband whom Ernest spends weekends with and is referred to by Hugo as "the cool weekend dad".Hugo has multiple brothers, as stated when he explains how he got into wrestling in the first place.In the Director's cut, if the player goes on two dates with Hugo and Damien, plus the art walk sidequest, Hugo and Damien can end up a couple at Amanda's graduation party.GalleryArtist: Andy Bennett
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