goose: so... i've seen you've been spending a lot of time with ice recently.
mav: no, goose, it's not what it looks like, i swear.
goose: oh really? so no reason for me to be jealous?
mav: no! you're the only one for me.
goose: is that so?
mav: i promise! ice and i are just dating, okay? he's my boyfriend.
goose: so there are no best-friends-feelings involved?
mav: you are still my one and only best friend! he is just the love of my life, nothing more!
goose: but i'm still the platonic love of your life, right?
mav: of course bro!
goose: bro...
ice: what the-
