Moon snd Sun. ;(Y/n x GN!Reader) remake

Whattheyfkc

Yeah your day wasn't supposed to go like this..

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You were in the forest, looking for some mushroom to get high off of or something but then you couldn't find shit so you gave up and laid on the floor like a dead star fish

"I need boobs." You muttered as your eyes were closing as if you were going to take a nap (dont take a nap in yhe forest luttle shits$

"OMGOGMGKGM [READER] IS TAHT YOU :hearteyes:" Yelled out a obnoxious voice

"whattheyfkc"

You bolted up and turned around(and breaking your neck with how you tuened yiur hesd)

"OH WHAT THE FUCK—" You being interrupted as Y/N jumped onto your body and hugged you tightly

"Holy Straße mama cow heads you look more attractive" Y/N cooed as they let go of your body and grabbed your face cheeks and squished them

Were you weird out? Maybe. How did they find your location? Idk. Are they gay? Definitely.

Thenn... Y/N lifted you up and carried you bridal style(Y/N is 5'10, i like my prople tall okay ☹️)

'Am i being kidnapped'

Yeah you were being kidnapped.

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"..And then i realized nobody told me that i was pronouncing hospital wrong, so when someone told me i finally realized i was embarrassing myself— ow, anywyas — wait what" Y/N had to double check and look to see that they were really stabbed

You still being in their arms, got out of their arms and checked to see the injury

"How tf did you not notice this shit.. THIS IS A FUCKING BUTCHER KNIFE PENETRATING YOUR STOMACH." You yelled

"WELL I DONT FUCKING KNOW."

You sighed

"So you have two options, well three technically. First, I take you to the hospital and they can take care of you. Second, I call a guy I know and he can do some frankly sketchy work on you." You calmly spoke

"Andd... whats the third option???"

"You die, dipshit."

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See? This wasnt supposed to go like this. You were supposed to get high. Not take care of a injured person.

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HRLP I FOEGIT Y/N IS SUPPOSED TO BE WRITTEN AS A GURL BUT NVM THEN