(FIN) ❥ 𝗙𝗮𝗺𝗼𝘂𝘀!𝗕𝗶𝗴 𝗙𝗹𝗼𝗽𝗽𝗮 𝘅 𝗘𝗺𝗼!𝗕𝗶𝗻𝗴𝘂𝘀♡

⑨: 𝗙𝗿𝗲𝗱𝗱𝘆 𝗞𝗿𝘂𝗲𝗴𝗲𝗿 𝗻𝗼𝘄 𝗮𝘃𝗮𝗶𝗹𝗮𝗯𝗹𝗲 𝗶𝗻 𝘆𝗼𝘂𝗿 𝗯𝗮𝘁𝗵

Bingus' pov:
(He just got home from another day of school)

I opened the door to my house. It was dark, and silent. Too silent.

But ya know me, ya boi, didn't give a shit because I'm not scared of anything (people always say that then scream like Alvin and the Chipmunks 💀).

All of a sudden- POP! PLOP!
'The fuck was that? It came from the upstairs bathroom...'
Okay, now I was scared 😱😱😱😱😱

I slowly made my way upstairs, my ass cheeks clapping in fear. "SLAP! SLAP! SLAP!" "Shut the fuck up mother fluffers, you're gonna get us killed!" I then slapped them as hard as I could.

I finally made it up stairs, the sound seems to be coming from the bathroom...

"SLAP"

"SLAP"

"SLAP!"

what the fuck?! Dadus has Lvmedic 😫
I saw Dadus in the tub, water overflowing, and his dick...

WaS nOt ThErE 😱

It was floating in the now expired water like a piece of shit which it should always be called because that's the smallest dick I've EVER seen lmao #quirky 😜

I got out my FlopPhone and dialed 911, telling them the horrors I had just witnessed.

Time skip (a few hours later):
Floppa's pov:

Bingus had just called me telling me Dadus had 'Lvmedic', Dadus could DIE! HOW WOULD HE COME TO ME AND BINGUS' WEDDING IF HE'S DEAD?! I'M ALLERGIC TO GHOSTS!

I rushed to the hospital only to walk in on Bingus hugging a girl and telling her he LOVES HER!

*slowed+muffled+reverb+8D Heather by Conan Gray starts playing*

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Sry 4 the delay, I didn't see the notification telling me 2 write another chapter. I might make the next chapter a lyric-fic (I think that's what it's called at least), so it'll have my original writing mixed together with lyrics from the song 'Heather' by Conan Gray. MAYBE. I'm not sure yet :P

2023 A/N: spoiler the next fic is indeed a lyric-fic