Alvin: Hello hello hello, awesome fans!
Jeanette: Before we get started with today's episode, make sure to enter in the Chipmunks Awards, a new contest @cute_oatmeal_stories is hosting where regular challenges will be posted about us!
Theodore: Check it out now! And spread the word to all other fellow AATC fans!
Simon: Anyways... We're back with another dare, today from @LORAINEJD.
Theodore: Oooh! What's the dare?
Jeanette: And who's it for?
Simon: The dare is for all of us. She says, "I dare them all to play pirates."
Theodore: Whoo hoo! I loooove playing pirates!
Alvin: Eh... aren't we a little too old for that?
Simon: Riiiight. So we're just gonna pretend I DIDN'T see you play hide and seek with Theodore the other week.
Alvin: Only 'cause I PROMISED him!
Theodore: *with no excitement* After he asked me to pretend to be in danger, so he could save me in front of the class, and in return he'd play a game of-
Alvin: No need for the details, Teddy Boy! Let's just get this dare over with, already.
Theodore: Yipee! Well, first off, we're gonna need pirate names. I call Snack Sparrow! You know, a play-on-words with-
Alvin: Jack Sparrow. Yeah, we KNOW!
Eleanor: *giggles* That's actually kinda funny! Anyways, imma be Chef Knife. The cabin's sous chef, and a pretty exceptional pirate, too.
Simon: And I'm Captain Book. A play-on-words with-
Alvin: Captain HOOK! We get it! What's with all the terrible puns? Anywho, imma be Captain Redbeard. Red IS my signature colour, after all. Saaaayyyy... you've been quiet for a while, Britt. What's YOUR name?
Brittany: I guess I'll be... Captain Shadow. Mysterious like shadows, but also cause it sounds like eye shadow.
Alvin: *eye roll* Of course:
Jeanette: I guess I'll be... Captain Goldheart. A kind yet skilled captain, with a true heart of gold.
Theodore: Aww, that was beautiful, Jeanette!
ROLE-PLAYING IN THE CHIPMUNKS' TREEHOUSE!
Captain Redbeard: Throw me your sword, Snack Sparrow!
Snack Sparrow: Aye aye, captain! *tosses the sword*
Captain Goldheart: *swipes the sword* Ha ha!
Redbeard: Barnacles! Those nerds have stolen our sword once again!
Goldheart: Captain Book, catch! *tosses the sword*
Captain Book: *jumps in the air and skilfully catches it* Come, Goldheart. We shall open the booty together! *run away together*
Redbeard: GET THEM!!!!!!!
Captain Shadow: *sharpening her nails on the wheelbarrow* Redbeard, fetch me another nail filer. Mine's busted.
Redbeard: I'm not your slave, princess!
Shadow: Princess? GRRRR!!!! How dare you? I, Redbeard, am the feistiest pirate of the seven seas-
Redbeard: *sniggers* Pssshhh... Yeah RIGHT. You wish. I mean, what kinda pirate files their nails all day?
Shadow: THIS pirate. *sneakily steals Redbeard's pirate hat and runs away*
Redbeard: GET BACK HERE, SHADOW!!!!
Shadow: That's CAPTAIN Shadow to you. *runs away*
Redbeard: Barnacles!
Sparrow: You sure love saying barnacles, don't you?
Redbeard: Teddy Boy, fetch me some prawns from the cabin. Redbeard's feeling snacky.
Sparrow: Oh boy! I'll get the soy sauce, too! *runs down to the cabin*
Book: *uses Redbeard's sword to open the chest* Well, Goldheart, we're about to be riiii- WHAT?
Goldheart: *gasps* It's empty!
Book: It was that rat Redbeard. I'm SURE of it.
Goldheart: Shall we get revenge?
Book: I thought you'd never ask! *run away together to fight Redbeard*
Five violent minutes later...
Redbeard: *walking backwards on the treehouse plank* No!!! *wails* PLEASE!
Goldheart: You will PAY for your actions, Redbeard!
Book: WALK THE PLANK, YOU DIRTY TAR PIGTAIL.
Redbeard: *on the edge of the plank, about to fall to his doom* NO!!! GUYS, WAIT! I think I'm actually gonna fall to-
Book: We don't have time for your trash talk. WALK THE PLANK!
Redbeard: *trips over the edge of the plank and falls* AAAARRGGGHHH!!!
Goldheart: Uhh... Simon? There isn't actually water down there. It's solid ground.
Book: Oh boy. *looks over the edge* Alvin! You alright?
Redbeard: *groans and rubs his head* I never eat my barnacles with mushrooms... *groans*
Goldheart: Concussion?
Book: Yeeeaaahh... whoops.
Goldheart: Well, that's what he gets for stealing our booty, right?
Sparrow: *giggles*
Book: What's so funny, Theodore?
Sparrow: You said booty! *chuckles*
Goldheart: Oh, Theodore. 'Booty' means treasure chest in pirate-
Book: You can save your breath, Jeanette. *looks at the camera* See ya next time! And we can't wait for your Chipmunk Awards entries!
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