Chapter 1- Puzzles and...Podcasts?

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NOTE- I am the sole maker of this au, anyone else claiming to have made this is false, plus the Wiccaphobia youtube channel where I will be promoting this creation, is owned by me. Enjoy! Also I found the background of the cover art and the above art on Pinterest so idk who made it, please let me know!

Frisk woke up after falling into Mount Ebott, his head sore with the only thing that broke his fall the grass and sunflowers. He had gone to Mount Ebbot to hide for the night after being yelled at and threatened by his parents solely because he had confessed his crush to a girl. He was afab. He initially just went to Mount Ebbot to hide out, and try to figure out where to go that WASN’T with his parents. He tripped, falling into the long, long hole. Frisk stood up, limping as he tried to find out where he was, or if anyone could help him. He slowly limped up ahead, as sharp pains and the trickles of cold blood went down his leg. After many cruel and hurtful steps and limps, he came across a room, with a random grass patch in the center of it. There wasn’t any grass in any other parts of the room. Suddenly, a yellow flower popped up out of the ground. Its petals were torn and beaten. It turned around.
"Whew, hopefully, I got away from Toriel for now-" The flower spoke. It stopped speaking after seeing Frisk. It looked afraid of him. Frisk reached his hand out to the flower, it backed away. Frisk got on the floor to get closer to it. A sharp pain went up his broken leg. He tightly breathed in, still going down
"Hey, I'm…I'm not gonna hurt you, I'm…I'm Frisk," Frisk said, forcing a smile to hide his pain. The flower got closer, noticing his bleeding leg
"I'm… I'm Flowey, is your leg ok?" Flowery asked, a leaf coming out of the ground and pointing to his leg. Frisk moved his head back in shock
"I don't know, I think I broke it after falling down that giant hole" Frisk stated, pointing back to around where the hole was
"Hold on, I think I know what to do, I've been studying healing magic, so if I do this right…" Just as Flowery said that vines went around Frisk's broken leg. The vines returned to the floor, and just as they left, Frisk’s leg felt, oddly…better? Frisk got up, and no pain shot up through his leg.
“Hey! That actually feels a lot better! Thanks, Flowey!” Frisk said smiling, Flowey smiled back
"No problem kid, but you gotta get out of here, like now" Flowey said looking around as if he was trying to find someone
"What? Why's that?" Frisk asked confused
"If you don't get out now, she will-" just as Flowey said that, a fireball started flying his way
"Watch out!" Flowey went under the ground, and Frisk moved out of the way of it, as it slightly burnt some of his hair, he quickly put it out with a bottle of water he had in his bag that crumpled during the fall
"oh my…what a horrible…accident...I meant to hit that…monstrous…disgusting flower… not to fret my dear, it's gone now…I…I…will protect you…I'm Toriel, but…you can call me…mom…" Toriel said as she walked in, she wore a strange burnt and dusty dress, the dress seemed to be a beautiful violet before, but now it was a gray, faded purple, there was a strange symbol on the chest that seemed to be destroyed. Her horns were cracked, and her paws seemed to have dust on it just like her dress, and her voice had a strange Scottish accent
"Um…Toriel, thank you, but Flowey wasn't-" Frisk got cut off by one of Toriel's fingers in front of his mouth, telling him to shush
"shhh, don't worry about that horrific flower anymore, follow me…to your…new…home…" Toriel said, walking away, Frisk hesitated walking, then she harshly grabbed his hand pulling him with her
"I SAID…follow me…" Toriel scared Frisk who proceeded to walk with her, Flowey watched in horror as Frisk walked with Toriel. Flowey hid as he spied on the both of them, as they walked up stairs, into a room
"this…is one of the many puzzles you'll find here …my dear…I will solve it for you…however…the rest you shall do on your own…" Toriel walked on the correct path, causing the door to be opened
"you can figure the rest out…can't you…?" Toriel asked Frisk, who nervously nodded
"of course…finish the rest of the puzzles…on your own…and meet me…at my home…" Toriel said, walking off. Frisk held the wrist that Toriel harshly grabbed, slight claw marks were there from her paw. Frisk took out the skirt from his bag that his uniform required and ripped off a piece of it, he then wrapped it around his hurt wrist, and stood up, throwing the skirt to the side.
"I'm not that…that girl anymore…" Frisk said, moving onto the next room. In the next room, he saw a couple of levers, each one labeled with do or don't pull. Frisk saw only one labeled pull, so he pulled it. Vines wrapped around him pulling him away, as the floor beneath the lever he pulled collapsed. Frisk got a glimpse at what was underneath that floor, spikes. Frisk nearly died just then. He looked behind him. It was Flowey, and he had just saved him. Flowey looked at Frisk nervously.
"Y-you're ok…I promise…I'm gonna stay with you and help you…" Flowey said as the vines went into the ground. Two leaves came out of the ground and pointed to the correct levers. Another vine appeared and pushed the wrong lever back up. Frisk pulled the correct levers down. The pathway out of that room. Frisk began walking towards the exit of the room, however something wrapped around his arm. It was the vines again, this time Flowey was attached to them.
"This'll help us stay closer together so we can work better on this to get out of here…we'll find something else to put me in later" Flowey said as Frisk smiled at him and proceeded forward
After many grueling and long puzzles, they had made it to a weird and strange hallway with a ghost in the middle of it. Next to it, was a table with microphones on it. Frisk and Flowey gave each other confused stares. A loox pulled out a chair and a migosp pushed them into a chair. The ghost turned around sitting in a chair, keeping his head down, as a whimsum behind a camera pushed a button starting the recording. The ghost sat up
"Hello everybody! It's ya boy, Alpha Blookz, supported by Alpha Looxy Woo and Alpha Migi Gossip! Plus, we have two special guests! Fuck the human, and Flower the Flowey!" Alpha Blookz said. Frisk and Flowey were super confused at that, like how'd they get both of their names so…wrong?
"That's not our-" Flowey was cut off
"Alright, our first topic to discuss, should women have jobs?" Blookz said. Frisk rolled his eyes and stood up
"Alright I'm not doing this, let's go Flowey-" Frisk decided annoyed
"ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME?!?!" Everything flashed to black, Frisk noticed everything seemed monotone: Alpha Looxy Woo and Alpha Migi Gossip were cheering Alpha Blookz on in the background. Frisk was presented with 4 buttons in front of him. Fight, Act, Item, and Mercy. Frisk looked at Flowey
"Right, you didn't get the talk about fights, I'll run you through the basics:" Flowey pointed towards a red heart in front of Frisk with his leaf
"Y'see that right there? That's your soul, the very culmination of your being, if it gets hit by one of the enemies attacks, you take damage, take too much damage and…well I'm sure you can figure the rest out. Also there's a chance there will be green attacks, green attacks heal you, so…go for those whenever you have " Flowey explained
"I guess each button in front of me is exactly what I think too?"
"Yup, for now…let's try and…try and spare them" Frisk nodded and hit the act button
ACT->Logic
Frisk explained that alpha bros were dumbasses. Blookz got mad:attacks became faster
"Oh…fuck" Frisk said, a raindrop flew at Frisk at an increased speed of 2.0%. It hit Frisk, with 2 hp being lost. Frisk was able to dodge some of the others, ending up with 12/20 hp when Blookz' turn was over. Frisk looked at Flowey, who began pointing to options to do.
ACT->Flatter
Frisk painfully started complimenting the work the three do saying how smart they were. Blookz became flattered, all attacks slowed down by 2%
'Back to normal speed eh?' Frisk thought. That turn was a ton easier, with Frisk keeping all of his remaining hp that round. Frisk smiled getting ready to continue
ACT->Flatter
Frisk thanked Blookz for everything he did with his fingers crossed behind his back. Blookz lost the urge to fight
"FINALLY! Someone who DOESN'T call us misogynistic!" Blookz smiled. He didn't attack that round
"Ok! Now hit the mercy button and spare!"
MERCY->Spare
YOU WON! YOU GOT 5G
The fight ended. The colors turned back to normal. Looxy Woo and Migi Gossip began packing up the desk
"It was like, so radical to meet people with similar viewpoints to us! See you 'round Fuck and Flower!" Blookz faded away
"God fucking damnit I hate it when he does that" Looxy Woo said, the Whimsum flew away with the camera equipment. Looxy Woo and Migi Gossip picked up the table moving it as they struggled keeping it up as they walked away. Frisk and Flowey looked at each other confused.
"Frisk, there's gonna be more of those, and we have to be prepared for them" Flowey said looking serious
"How…how many dudebros with podcasts do you have down here?" Flowey looked at Frisk disappointed
"I meant the fights dumbass, those three are the only people down here who ever actually watched those podcasts down here…but…you have to promise me something, no matter what, you spare whoever we fight, deal?"
"Deal!" Frisk poked Flowey's leaf while chuckling, as they both walked onto the next room

A/N- WOOOO FIRST CHAPTER DONE! This took so long, but I finally finished it! I hope you all like my au so far! And I'll answer any questions you guys have about it!
Word count- 1802 words

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