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Kk so 2dey
we had visiturs
der wur a lat af kids
and dey laik run 2 mai room
and wen it was lunch taim
i prayed dat dey bo go 2 mai room too
cus dat would suk
i remembur de last taim ppl ate in mai room
so wen i went 2 sleep
i sat on a fukin muffin
but it was chocolet
so wen i tell my dad about it he sed
did u take a shiet
and i laik no
i no take shiet on bed
much fuk
its muffin
chocolet muffin
fuuuuuuuk
no offense
but from now on
i hav a phobia for muffins
cus i think dat dey mite crawl into my pants wen im asleep
hah
hahahahahahahahah
jk
dats rlly stewpid
:/

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