*insert good title*

What

(I tried ok with the title and the story and the spinner picked Russia from countryhumans also there will be no nsfw in any chapter because I'm bad at it and I don't wanna add it)
I was asleep as I heard my dogs barking at the door so I got up and heard my fridge open hell no I'm not gonna let them steal my food whoever is here so I grabbed my Weird looking ahh axe from my brother and went to see what it was and I saw Russia from countryhumans? Oh hell naw they must be a cosplayer so I hit them with the bottom of my axe and knocked them out and tied them to the wall and let my dogs out so they don't attack oh the cosplayer is waking up что случилось и почему я привязан к стене (it's what happend and why am I tied to a wall google translated) "who are you and why are you in my house" I said the cosplayer said "oh a person who speaks English I'm Russia" I said "yeah then I'm itachi who are you actually" "I told you I'm Russia!" "Then this should feel like it" I grabbed the supposed Russia's hand and it felt not like a human "so you are russia?" "Yes I am and I landed near here and I was hungry" "ok well I'm gonna let my dogs in and hope they don't attack you but I feel like your gonna do something" "how about you untie me and I won't hurt or kill you" "ok I'll be right back" I go and let my dogs in making sure the won't attack russia and I untie him still suspicious but I gotta think where he's gonna sleep I'll let him choose "hey russia where are you gonna sleep in the basement or in the pullout couch or one of the chairs" "I'll choose the basement" "ok well I'm gonna make breakfast I'll make you some pancakes" "ok I'll go explore your house" "ok" I said as I started to make some pancakes *timeskip* "russia pancakes are done!" "Why the hell is there a door to the outside in the basement" "it's incase of a fire" "ok well do you have syrup and other stuff" "yeah I do here's your plate sit down at the table I'll be there with the topping in a second" "ok" russia went to the table and he sat down then I grabbed some toppings and my pancakes and sat down with him "so russia what do you remember" "well I remeber meeting up with Soviet for something but I fell then here I am" "so do you think any other countryhumans will fall in here?" "Well maybe I don't know" *timeskip to when they're done eating* "well russia I gotta feed my dogs so you can see the living rooms and stuff if you want" "ok" he said as he walked to the living room and then I fed my dogs

(I have no motivation I need another person soon also word count 524 words including the a/n)