Daishou: So are you a lesbian?
Yumie: No?
Daishou: That's too bad
Men are jerks
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Yumie: I made this friendship bracelet for you
Kuguri: I'm not really a jewelry person
Yumie: You don't have to wear it
Kuguri: No, I'm gonna wear it forever. Back off
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Daishou: I have no fears
Hiroo: What if you woke up one day, and Yumie was taller than you?
Daishou: I have one fear
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Sakishima: Good morning, father figure
Numai: Good morning, problem child
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Daishou: *randomly hugs Yumie*
Yumie: The hell are you doing?
Daishou: Appreciating the little things in life
Yumie:
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Hiroo: Alright everyone, let's not Sakishima this into a worse than it already is
Sakishima: Did you- Did you just use my name as a verb?
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Ōmizu: Hiroo, get that hideous thing out of the gym.
Hiroo: Takachiho, Ōmizu-sensei wants you out of the gym
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Takachiho: The power went out...
Seguro: Don't worry, I got this
Also Seguro: *shakes rapidly and starts to illuminate*
Takachiho: What-
Seguro: I swallowed a flashlight
Takachiho, on the verge of a cardiac arrest: WHY WOULD YOU-
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Takachiho: You're being impossible, Numai! You're not the man I married!
Numai: Fine, then! We're getting a divorce! And I'm taking the kids!
Yumie, pushing away the Monopoly board: Maybe we should stop playing...
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Daishou: So I found a fool proof method of determining if someone is truly evil
Hiroo: And that is?
Daishou: If they dislike Yumie, they're evil
Sakishima, nodding in agreement: Yeah okay, that's pretty solid logic
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Snake's little sister {OC x Haikyuu}
FanfictionNo one expected the 'snake' Daishou Suguru, to have a little sister that looks innocent. Is she a snake? or is she Sweet and Innocent? I do not own Haikyuu, nor the characters. Only Yumie was created by me Published on: September 2021 Re-Published o...
