Computer lab

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(Why is this so popular?? I'll never know. Since y'all enjoy Ms. Allison's eternal torment, I'll write more. I got some of the dialogue from the video above. Always give credit kids. I hope you enjoy it.)

Ms.A: "Alright everyone! We're heading to the computer lab today, and we'll learn about Chromebooks."

Say: "We don't wanna read about Chrome!"

The class yells in agreement.

Ms.A: "A Chromebook is a computer!"

Cyber: "Interesting."

They wandered over to the computer lab and sat on the rug. Some kids in the back were whispering frantically. The computer teacher, Mr. Mann, began talking.

Mr.M: "Welcome, everybody. Today I'll be going over my three-hour presentation on Chromebooks."

About an hour and a half in, the whispering turned into yelling.

Arc: "No, ice and snow are blue and shit!"

Say: "No, they're not!! They're white!"

Arc: "Wha-WHAT!?!"

Say: "It is!"

Arc: "Have you ever seen white snow??? No, it's blue."

Alene: "Have you ever seen blue snow????"

Arc: "Yah!!"

Chris: "'CAUSE YOU PROBABLY ATE IT AND THAT'S WHY YOU'RE SO DUMB"

Say and Alene burst out laughing, everyone else was confused.

Ms.A: "Alright, can we let Mr. Mann finish his presentation."

Chris: "That's right Norman, fuck you!"

Flower: "Norman has done nothing this whole game!"

Chris: "Norman's as bad as Dizzy!"

Flower: "Dizzy?! What's wrong with Dizzy??"

Chris: "Fuckin' Dizzy!!"

Maika: "What did Dizzy do to you?!?"

Chris: "WE ALL KNOW!"

Flower: "Dizzy did nothing that whole time you were painting Dizzy as the villain. Dizzy didn't do shit!"

Chris: "Dizzy painted herself as a villain."

Maika: "Dizzy didn't PAINT!!!"

Chris: "Oh yeah, 'CAUSE DIZZY HAD NO TALENT!!!!"

Dizzy: "That felt kinda personal."

Ms.A: "Will y'all be quiet so he can finish his presentation!?"

Cyber: "Don't aim that shit at me!"

Nancy was aiming a cup of water at Cyber.

Cyber: "God damn it."

Water was poured over Cyber, causing her to short-circuit.

Kennith: "HOW DARE YOU!!!!!"

He chucked Cyber's body at the computer he was using, which had crashed.

Amygdala: "Hey guys, I found some matches."

Ms.A: "FOR THE LOVE OF GOD, PUT THOSE DOWN!!"

Arc: "Burn it! BUrn it! BURN IT!"

Amygdala complied and lit one of the desks on fire. Some computers were exploding from the heat and everyone ran out of the room.

Ms.A: *sigh* "So, you...wanna get drinks later..?"

Mr.M: "Sure."

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