{CASE 143} Stray Kids 9th Member

Incorrect Quotes Pt. 2!

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*The squad is over at Haejin's house*
Jeongin: Ohhh, we each get our own oven?
Haejin:...No...
Haejin, laughing: How many ovens do you think I have???
Jeongin, motioning to her kitchen: Three, I thought!
Han: I see a-
Haejin, motioning to one device: This is a microwave
Jeongin: Oh, well I-
Haejin: Hey wait wait, actually- hang on- *fiddles with the buttons on the microwave*
Haejin, amazed: It's got a bake setting!
Changbin: Ohoho, you learn something new every day!
Hyunjin: Do we- do we rock-paper-scissors for who gets to pick first?
Haejin: Now that I've just discovered I have more ovens than I thought, we don't have to rock-paper-scissor nothin!
Haejin: I am someone who owns four ovens...
Haejin, louder & way too happy: I AM SOMEONE WHO OWNS FOUR OVENS!!!
Haejin: I didn't know I was so rich with ovens...
Felix, pointing at another application: Also the toaster is an oven!
Haejin:
Chan: Ohhh toasty boy! Four- Five ovens!
Lee Know:
Haejin:
Haejin, with fucking stars in her eyes: I AM SOMEONE WHO OWNS FIVE OVENS

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Haejin: Bye Jeongin! Bye Hyunjin! Bye Felix! Bye Chan! Bye Seungmin! Bye Han! Bye Changbin! Bye Lee Know! Bye Jeongin!
Han: You said "Bye Jeongin" twice
Haejin: I favor baby bread

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Felix: Croissants: dropped
Jeongin: Road works: ahead
Chan: Computer: stolen
Seungmin: Me: on the moon
Lee Know: Cats: catnapped
Changbin: BBQ sauce: on my titties
Han: Shavacado: fre
Hyunjin: Miss Keisha: fuckin dead
Haejin:
Haejin, with a grumpy pout: I didn't understand a single word of that and I hate every one of you

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*stray kids being told 'I love you'*
Chan: I love you too! *hugs*
Lee Know: oh no
Changbin: I love me too
Haejin: Awwwweee.....SoRrY iM aN aNtIrOmAnTiC-
Hyunjin: Sounds fake but okay
Han: *cries* I lOvE yOu ToO-
Felix: Thanks fam!
Seungmin: Can I get a refund
Jeongin: *smiles*

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Haejin: In your opinion, what's the height of stupidity?
Hyunjin: *turning to Han* How tall are you?

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*Haejin, Hyunjin, and Han are sitting on a bench*
Changbin: Why do you guys look so sad?
Haejin:
Han: Sit down with us so we can tell you
*Changbin sits down*
Hyunjin: The bench is freshly painted

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Haejin: Not to brag or anything but, I can wake up without an alarm clock now simply due to my crippling and overwhelming anxiety, so...

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Haejin: It's dark in here...
Jeongin: Don't worry noona, I got this
Jeongin: *Stomps on his feet*
Jeongin: *Sketchers light up*

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Haejin: Who the fuck added me to a fucking group chat
Jeongin: >:O Language!
Han: Yeah watch your fucking language
Changbin: OKAY WHO TAUGHT HAN THE FUCK WORD?
Hyunjin: 'The fuck word'
Felix: Are you stupid? You guys use the f word all the time
Seungmin: Oh my god he censored it
Haejin: Say fuck, Felix
Han: Do it, Felix. Say fuck.

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