Middle Of The Night(SpongeBob cast x Y/N)

Just call on me...

Y/n is the average clownfish with light blonde hair and ocean blue orbs. Nothing special, even though *pronoun* always wanted to experience SpongeBob's big, juicy, throbbing personality. 😏😏😏😏😏

Y/n woke up in *pronoun* didn't feel like doing so much, they weren't like other fish and knew even though *pronoun* was also just the average fish. Which totally makes sense because it's Wattpad 😩😩😩

Anyways, Y/n got up, looking around *pronoun's* room. It was still a mess so Y/n just picked up whatever and went to school, hoping they would run into SpongeBob, *pronouns* one true love.

Y/n ran to the bus but fell because Y/n is a clumsy bitch that the universe wishes to demolish. Some how *pronoun* makes it to the bus because on top of being unlike other fish, Y/n is also a god now. Because of course *pronoun* is.

*Pronoun* walks in the highschool and is immediately met by Plankton, the principal and his assistant and wife, Karen. The author is lazy and isn't gonna do research for a SpongeBob highschool au so you have to deal with their unprofessional speaking.

"Ah Y/n, welcome back to school. You didn't get kidnapped by the mafia who's actually bts this time, did you?🌚" Plankton asked

✨"N-naur shur... Oim jusht laet."✨ Y/n says nervously, blushing. Plankton was so handsome and Karen is so beautiful. They really are the hottest 40 year olds Y/n knows. *Pronoun* could feel *pronouns* face turning red by the second ✨"Oim shorry but Oi haev taur gour"✨ Y/n said

Y/n then heard SpongeBob's morning serenade "Because tonoit will be the noit that I will fall for yaou, over again don't you make me lose moi moinnnd☠️" his voice was so beautiful, everyone boo'd but did it in a satisfied way🥰🥰🥰🥰

Y/n then heard a snort "Amazing breath control, however it could've been better if you just tried a different accent🤓" Patrick said, pushing up his glasses. As much as Y/n wanted to hate Patrick, he was adorable and who else would be a better tutor than the nerdiest, smartest person in the school.

"I don't fucking care prep☠️" Spongebob said, rebelliously. He was hot and he knew it. With thick eyeliner around his eyes, a black MCR shirt and black jeans with a chain. Y/n felt feral just looking at SpongeBob.

Patrick then noticed Y/n and said "Hey, your foaming at the mouth. You should probably go to the hospital, that's a sign of rabies, cardiac arrest or drug overdose🤓" Patrick informed Y/n

✨"N-naur,Itsch oaurkae, Oim foin..."✨ Y/n said, nervously, twiddling with *pronouns* fins. Y/n wanted SpongeBob to notice *pronoun*, not Patrick. Normally Y/n would walk up to someone, but SpongeBob was different. He had too much rizz for Y/n to physically take.

"I tried to help, if you die that's your fault🤓" Patrick then walked away, pushing up his pants obnoxiously. Y/n didn't wanna admit it, but Patrick had some cake on him.

Y/n then cautiously walked towards the aggressive emo, in all his yellow beauty. *Pronoun* just wanted to grab the sponge and passionately kiss him.

✨"Hey..."✨ Y/n managed to mutter to SpongeBob, still twiddling their fins nervously. The Sponge jerked his head(or whatever the upper top half of him is) towards Y/n, his fiery blue eyes meeting Y/n's as he did the light skin stare to *pronoun*.

"Hey Y/n... you're looking sexy... wanna have naught dirty time?☠️" SpongeBob then pushed Y/n to a wall that appeared out of nowhere

✨"Spuerngebaoube..."✨ Y/n said, blushing, *pronoun* was about to explode. ✨"Heurueh?"✨

"Yes, here?☠️" SpongeBob bit his bottom lip and went in for a kiss. Their lips connected, Y/n and SpongeBob started feeling each other's bodies passionately and then their tongue went in each other's mouths. ✨"Auer~"✨ Y/n moaned.

And then Y/n woke up in the nurses office. "Whauert haurpinned?" Y/n asked weakly *pronoun* could barely move.

💥"YOU WENT INTO CARDIAC ARREST!"💥 Nurse Daisy Bazooka death metal screamed at Y/n. ✨"Auer..."✨ Y/n weakly said. ✨"Buert Spuerngebaoube..."✨

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Æ/5⭐

"I'm disgusted, disappointed and speechless. This doesn't deserve half a star and it doesn't deserve negative numbers of stars."

0/5⭐

*Crying noises, mental breakdown.*

0/5⭐

"What the fuck is y/n even saying?"

2/5⭐

"Why is y/n australian? What is y/n saying?"