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A = Attractive (What do they find attractive about the other?)

your wealth /hj

B = Baby (Do they want a family? Why/Why not?)

a baby? living for FREE? no.

C = Cuddle (How do they cuddle?)

he loves laying his head in your lap or hugging you from the back and just leaning on you

D = Dates (What are dates with them like?)

if you paid him to go on a date he'd go

E = Everything (You are my ____ (e.g. my life, my world...))

no

F = Feelings (When did they know they were in love?)

all he knows is the grind

G = Gentle (Are they gentle? If so, how?)

yes hes very gentle, but not voluntary, hes weak asf

H = Hands (How do they like to hold hands?)

he'll only hold hands if you initiate it first

I = Impression (What was their first impression?)

how easy you were to scam

J = Jealousy (Do they get jealous?)

he's extremely fuckin jealous but tries not to show it, and fails terribly

K = Kiss (How do they kiss? Who initiated the first kiss?)

you have to pay him to kiss him, hes the worst kisser imaginable he just stays completely still

L = Love (Who says 'I love you' first?)

you

M = Memory (What's their first memory together?)

autism diagnosis appointment

N = Nickel (Do they spoil? Do they buy the person they love everything?)

HES RICH. BUT AN ASSHOLE. DOESNT BUY SHIT FOR YOU.

O = Orange (What colour reminds them of their other half?)

purple because of you annoying him about why he isnt purple

P = Pet names (What pet names do they use?)

he does not use pet names, he gets extremely flustered if you use any type of pet name for him

Q = Quaint (What is their favourite non-modern thing?)

no clue, he probably only likes modern things

R = Rainy Day (What do they like to do on a rainy day?)

he likes to dress up infront of mirrors for himself

S = Sad (How do they cheer themselves/others up?)

buy stuff

T = Talking (What do they like to talk about?)

stocks

U = Unencumbered (What helps them relax?)

petting his fur coats tbh

V = Vaunt (What do they like to show off? What are they proud of?)

his outfits

W = Wedding (When, how?)

nah

X = Xylophone (What's their song?)

no

Y = Yes (Do they ever think of getting married/proposing?)

nah he doesnt

Z = Zebra (If they wanted a pet, what would they get?)

something very rare and exotic

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