Sharpie's heart broke in an instant. Emo Mr Clean left him, for a fine tip. Sharpie could never get over this. So instead sharpie jumped off of the highest shelf he could find, exploding as soon as he hit the hard tile.
“sharpie no!!” Emo Mr Clean would cry, picking sharpie's lifeless case up with tears mixing the black ink into the tile.
Emo Mr Clean would then stab himself in the neck with sharpie's body casing. Don't worry, it's just your average case of Romeo and Juliet.
