You were left alone after satan had snatched jesus and decided to set out on a mission to find him you couldn't let satan take him so easily.
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JESUS POV
"You can't just steal me away like that we left these feelings in high school you can't just claim me" Jesus stated.
"My heart broke the day you told me I was too gay for you" Satan replied "All I wanted was your attention and you called me a gay robot"
"You wore rainbow and spoke like a boring person. I see you changed your wardrobe choices" Jesus says gesturing to the dark attire he now wore.
"I wore it to express myself but you you were mean.. which is exactly why I fell in love with you , You can't like Y/N your mine"
A/N This is so weird to write and again all a joke think it's about time a part two was made lol I don't even know what to write
A/N PART TWO: THERE WILL BE A NEW CHAPTER AFTER SO LONG but I shall have to think about what to write because I haven't thought so far
YOU ARE READING
Jesus x Reader
RomanceDisclaimer! This is all a joke please do not take it seriously For all the sinners <3
