So uh... no shipping, just platonic..ness- and brotherly love, but I guess you can see it as romantic rather than platonic if you want, I don't really care that much.
All Incorrect Quotes are yoinked from one of those Incorrect Quotes generators!!
Gonna be saying 'Pigman' rather than 'Piglin'
...for obvious reasons.
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Pigman: *gets set on fire and screams in agony*
Pigman: Nah, I’m just kidding. Fire does nothing to me.
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Zombie: Hey guys! I drew everyones soul!
Skeleton: Why is Wither's a monster?
Pigman: Zombie, you forgot Herobrine's! Its only an empty space!
Zombie, proudly: Exactly
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Wither.S: There's something I have to ask about you-know-who.
Skeleton: Voldemort?
Wither.S: No.
Skeleton: Is it Voldemort?
Wither.S: It's not Voldemort.
Skeleton: You haven’t mentioned wizards once this conversation, so I’m gonna have to assume it’s Voldemort.
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Herobrine, pointing to the wall: What color is this?
Ghast: Gray.
Wither: Grey.
Herobrine, turning to Zombie: Now tell them what color you think it is.
Zombie: Dark white.
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Skeleton: My father's name is just mine as well, so I'm technically Skeleton Jr.
Ghast: But who comes up when you look up Skeleton on Google?
Creeper: That's what I thought!
Ghast: One Skeleton to rule them all!
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Herobrine: I didn’t even realize how sarcastic I was being. It’s starting to become a problem, I think.
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Herobrine: Who the f*ck broke the toaster?
Wither: It was Enderman.
Slime: It was Enderman.
Pigman: Enderman broke it.
Enderman:
Enderman: ...yOU PROMISED-
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Herobrine, looking at their reflection: Now, that's rubbish. Who's that supposed to be?
Slime: Well, that's you.
Herobrine: Me?! Is that what I look like?
Slime: You don't know?
Herobrine: Busy day.
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Skeleton: Who the fuck added me to a fucking group chat?
Herobrine: Language.
Zombie: Yeah watch your fucking language
Enderman: Okay, who taught Zombie the fuck word?!
Wither.S: 'The fuck word'.
Creeper: Are you stupid? You guys use the f word all the time
Zombie: Oh my god he censored it
Wither: Say fuck, Creeper.
Zombie: Do it, Creeper. Say fuck.
(Usually I censor the swears but for this one... I just couldn't alright? Swearing is literally what it's about, it's the main topic!)
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Enderman: Herobrine, is that legal?
Herobrine: When there's no cops around, anything's legal!
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Wither.S: You were wise to seek help from the world's most deadly weapon.
Wither.S: It's me.
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Stray: Still not over how yesterday when my flight landed, our pilot said we arrived 50 minutes early because they took some "shortcuts".
Stray: Excuse me, we were in the sky, what do you mean???
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Zombie: Awww, why don't you like cats, Creeper? They're just snuggly buddies! They have toe beans! They make a little blep! What's not to love??
Creeper: I don't know Zombie, I just prefer to be conscious instead of dead on the floor.
Zombie:
Creeper: I'm ALLERGIC.
(I don't think he is but imagine if he was... you know what that would make a lot of sense actually)
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Enderman: Guys, there’s a monster under my bed and it’s really ugly.
Pigman, on the bottom bunk: Honestly, f*ck you.
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Skeleton, at Zombie's funeral: I need a moment with him.
Everyone: Of course. *They leave*
Skeleton, leaning over Zombie′s coffin: Okay, listen here you little sh*t. I know you’re not dead.
Zombie: Yeah, no sh*t.
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