Skeleton: Knowledge is knowing that a tomato is a fruit, and wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad.
Pigman: That's deep.
Zombie: That means that ketchup is a smoothie.
Pigman: That's deeper.
Wither.S: ...You guys are idiots.
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Zombie: My hungry a** could never be a brain surgeon.
Skeleton: What do you mean? What do you mean by that?
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Herobrine: I don't care how hungry or impatient you are. The highest setting on this microwave is 100%, and you better not take it apart to add power.
Wither.S: Oh come on!
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Pigman: I feel like slapping the biggest idiot in this room.
Herobrine: Pigman, self abuse is not okay.
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Enderman: You're hot.
Zombie: Thank you.
Enderman: I meant you have a fever, you dumba**!
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Zombie: How do you tell someone politely you want to hit them with a brick?
Enderman: One wishes to acquaint your facial features with a fundamental item in building walls.
Enderman: Repeatedly.
Zombie, tearing up: That was beautiful.
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Herobrine: I hate when people ask me, 'What did you do today?' Buddy listen, I woke up at noon and then it was five p.m., okay? I don't KNOW!
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Enderman: I'm a nice person, but I'm about to start throwing rocks at people.
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Wither.S: I am convinced Zombie and Pigman share a brain cell.
Herobrine: And it's not in use very often, it seems.
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Stray: But seriously, what is the real plan here that has to do with not f*cking around?
Herobrine: There is no plan that does not involve f*cking around. But we will make sure all of our f*cking around will be applied in a constructive direction.
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Zombie: Okay, help me, please!
Herobrine: Got two words for you.
Zombie: I bet they won't be helpful.
Herobrine: Your problem.
Zombie: I was right.
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Skeleton: What’s up? I’m back.
Enderman: I literally saw you die. You died. You were dead.
Skeleton: Death is a social construct.
(Skeleton just straight up magically brought his bones back together after dying /hj)
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