mandela catalogue groupchat

victims

alr this is my second god dam story and its a shitpost, im gonna get shit wrong, and M is mark, C is cesar, A is adam and J is jonah.

also theyre in the same timeline and they aint dead or alternates cuz i can

C:wakey wakey

A:stfu

M:what's up?

J: i put the milk before the cereal

(Jonah was kicked from the groupchat)

M:had to

C:hes prolly high

(Adam added Jonah to the groupchat)

J:wtf XD

A: dont kick jonah even if he is pyschotic 

M:not even pyschotic, that's something worse. Jonah get that checked out before I see your face again

J: ok :(

C:anyway, the reason i want you all here is because i have something very important to say.

M:Yea?

A:sup?

J:??

C:So...I got...

M:You got what? Arrested?

C:A ferret :^)

A:Thats cool

J:cool

A:hows your pyschopath cereal jonah

J:it tastes the same as putting cereal first guys plz

M:you're sick

J:lol ik i am

C:guys do you wanna see the ferret his name is roger

J:hell yea

M:why not

A: idc

J:AAAAAAAAAAAAAAWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW

A:cute

M:Awww he's adorable!

C:ikr!

J:im leaving

A:why

M:why

A:jinx

M:shut up

J:i dropped my entire bowl of cereal

M:Karma's a bitch

J:WHAT DID I DO

C:Put milk before cereal dummy

J:wtv honestly

(Jonah went offline: Last seen 1s ago)

A:HAHAH

M:Lol

C:Damnnnnnn

A:Anyway, I'm tired so I'm gonna go back to sleep

C:But it's like 6am

A:Exactly-

(Adam went offline: Last seen 1s ago)

M:Welp

C:Nobody gets up at 6am to talk to a wall or something? :^/

M:Uhh...just u pal

C:Fine. Ferret time!!!

(Cesar and Mark went offline: Last seen 1s ago)

(Jonah is online)

J:balls

(Jonah went offline: Last seen 1s ago)

(Adam is online)

STFU

(Adam went offline: Last seen 1s ago)

SOOOOOOoooo this 2as in my drafs so i decided t9 finish this one!!!!itprobbaly sucks but im not tjay into tmc anymore sooooo yeah!!

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