It was a day like any other. Barb Dwire got out of bed, brushed her tooth, brushed what little hair she had, and cooked herself a fresh basket of
Kellogg's Raisin Bran® Original cereal
After her scrumptious bowl of
Kellogg's Raisin Bran® Original cereal,
Barb dwire headed down stairs to search for her car keys, as she needed to go to her local walmart to obtain some more
Kellogg's Raisin Bran® Original cereal
Barb Dwire went into the laundry room, where her cat was sleeping peacefully. Well it WAS sleeping peacefully, until barb slammed at 17 kph into the fricken washing machine. The clang was so loud that it woke of up t h e c a t. The cat slowly opened its eyes, cranked its neck slowly towards barb. "Your name sounds like barbed wire you freak." Barb did not take the news well, she punched the washing machine into the sun. Her hand looked as if it went through a meat grinder. Like it was actually Gah Nar Ley. After her little outburst, Barb hopped in her car and began driving to walmart to obtain her
Kellogg's Raisin Bran® Original cereal
Once she arrived at the store, she made her way into the cereal Isle to obtain some...
cereal.....
As she searched the near infinite rows of cereal and choices she finally came across what she was looking for, the great and beloved Captain Crunch cereal. At the checkout counter, the man standing there died. Barb went to start bucks to cope. Barb ordered a coffee coffee on, macaronic, pork egg rolls, double dippy, triple drippy, sussy amgogus, backfliperroni, funny balloni, Farty warty,
Kellogg's Raisin Bran® Original cereal,
Flavored warm milk. The man at the counter looked at her. "How name mam" Barb looked at him. "my name is barb Dwire" said barb. "Barbed wire?" said the man. Barb instinctively pulled out her Glock 17 9mm, and stabbed the man with a comically large Honda civic. Now that everyone had fled the store in sheer horror, barb figured that she needed to make her coffee coffee on, macaronic, pork egg rolls, double dippy, triple drippy, sussy amgogus, backfliperroni, funny balloni, Farty warty,
Kellogg's Raisin Bran® Original cereal,
all by herself. But she didnt really feel like it, so she left the store. Suddenly an absolute bald sigma male living in strictly gray scale walked up to barb and said: "your name sounds like barbed wire" A rage boiled within barb, and she threw her hardest punch she could. Barb dropped like a freaking rock as this chad punched her ugly murderous face in with a punch that applied 20,000 pounds of pressure directly to her chin. Yeah. Barb died. Suddenly, a comically large skull emoji as wide as the moon crashed directly into earth.
