(Readers): so you're just a normal human being. Right?
Y/N :Yes but actually I'm a badass assassin. My mom died in a awful car crash, after my father killed himself because I was born half demon-angel thing. The cause is being my mom cheated on him and had a thresome with both an angel and a demon but-
(Readers): *disappointingly walks out*
An hour later:
Y/N:Then I found out I'm actually a cat-god with fire powe- where did they go??
