Matthew lillard imagines and one-shots || book two

stuart "stu" macher

"IF AT FIRST YOU DON'T SUCCEED,IT'S ONLY ATTEMPTED MURDER"
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"Guy's!guess what just happened to me!" You excitedly said as you rushed over to you're friend group "oh hey babe,I thought you weren't coming to school today" stu said

"He/she wasn't,thought you had a doctor appointment today" billy said "I did!everything is fine with me anways guess what happened!" You said

"What happened?you attempted to run over someone?"Randy said joking and you turned to him

"I wouldn't attempted..I would succeed,anways no I haven't done that yet, someone tried to unalive me today" you said

"What!?are you okay!?" Stu asked checking you over "who?" Billy asked
"You're happy about that?" Randy asked
"Oh my god!" Tatum gasped "are you okay?" Sidney asked

"Oh yeah I'm fine,the guy not so much" you told them "please tell me you killed him" stu said "and If you didn't,stu and I can take care of this guy" billy added

"I killed the guy,like seriously this dude tried to kill me but didn't know that I knew karate,so we we're fighting for the knife and he was gonna stab me but I did a reverse and I stabbed him " you told them stealing a grape from randy

"Oh my god" Tatum said in shock "he wasn't dead yet so I stabbed him again and he still wasn't dead so I stabbed him again but this time he was dead" you said

"That's my little psycho" stu said hugging you and you hugged him back chuckling

"Um..at first it was self defense but then it went to murder" randy said "duh,like I said before I wouldn't just attempt,I would succeed,why would I just stab someone one time?and let them live?" You said "he tried to murder me but I murdered him" you added

"You're insane " randy said "what's new?" You said smirking at him
"What happened to the body?" Billy asked "oh yeah,the body was the whole reason why I came over here..I need help hiding his body" you said

"I'll grab the shovels" "I'll get the car" "I'll get the body bag" "we'll carry the body" you're friend's replied all standing up and you smiled at them

"I really love you guy's..also it two dead bodies,there was a witness..sorry..not really ,I enjoyed it"

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Sorry for the short chapter