Loaf: *visiting the squad* Hello, I just came to-
Loaf: *sees Ssundee shoving Henwy into the washing machine while Biffle records and Nico watches*
Loaf: *retreating* Something suddenly came up.
Biffle, pointing to Henwy and Loaf: Distract them! I'll be right back! *leaves*
Ssundee: Okay!
*five minutes later*
Biffle: *returns and sees Henwy and Loaf unconscious on the ground* What did you do? I said distract them, not knock them out!
Ssundee: There's just no pleasing you sometimes.
Ssundee, teaching Biffle to drive: Okay, you're driving and Henwy and Loaf walk into the road. Quick, what do you hit?
Biffle: Oh, definitely Loaf. I could never hurt Henwy.
Ssundee, massaging their temples: The brakes. You hit the brakes
Biffle, watching Henwy and Loaf fight: Are you sure they should be fighting? What if they get hurt?
Ssundee, not bothered by the chaos: It's fine. They're too evenly matched to hurt each other.
Biffle: Then... who's the strongest out of you three?
Henwy: Ssundee.
Loaf: Ssundee.
Ssundee: Me.
Ssundee: Is there anyone here who's actually straight?
Biffle: *raises hand*
Henwy: *puts their hand down*
Ssundee: *sees someone doing something stupid*
Ssundee: What an idiot.
Ssundee: *realizes it's Henwy*
Ssundee: Wait, that's MY idiot!
Henwy: What are you in the mood for?
Ssundee: World domination.
Henwy: That's a bit ambitious.
Ssundee: You are my world.
Henwy: Aww...
Ssundee:
Henwy:
Ssundee:
Henwy: OH.
Henwy: Are you trying to seduce me?
Ssundee: Why, are you seducible?
Ssundee: There are 20 letters in the alphabet, right?
Henwy: Nope, there's 26.
Ssundee: Ah, I must have forgotten U, R, A, Q, T.
Henwy: Aww, that's cute, but you're still missing one.
Ssundee: You'll get the D later ;).
Henwy: Go fuck yourself.
Ssundee, smugly: Sure, but only if you watch
Henwy: Are we fighting or flirting?
Ssundee: I'm pinning you against a wall with my hand around your neck-
Henwy: Your point?
