John.-SH
Yes? -JW
I'm bored-SH
Yes, and I'm doing my job to get us money. -JW
Entertain me? -SH
No! Sherlock I'm at work! Go find a case or go bother Molly. -JW
You missed two commas.-SH
Lestrade has nothing good. And you know I have enough money to last us both to the age of 125 including any health care or pets.-SH
I didn't know that. Where did this come from? -JW
Mycroft mostly. -SH
Ahhh-JW
I need to attend to some patients. II'll be home in two hours. -JW
BORED!!! -SH
BorEd -SH
I'm off to kiss the blonde woman next door. -SH
...-JW
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Sorry. Butt dialed you. -SH
Speaking of butts, she is licking mine. -SH
Fine, you little bastard! I'll be home in four minutes! -JW
I'll be in bed. -SH
My parents were married when I was born.-SH
Don't get me started...-JW
Well, it would be rather uneventful if I didn't-SH

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FanfictionThis is my first fanfic ever. Please leave comments. Keep calm and ship Johnlock! I hope you like it.