Fnaf my ships/afton my ships (my opinion) mostly oneshot

Meme #1

You probably know these meme

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William: untrue I'm a father now *picks up baby Elizabeth* really change my perspective

Random person: and do you find it difficult juggling kids and a career

William: you can juggle these nuts

Random person: what
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William: *enjoying his cup of coffee*

Elizabeth: Dad Dad Daddy

William: yes my baby girl

Elizabeth: I have 6 girlfriend

William: ?! WHAT

Elizabeth: laughing uncontrollably
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Susie:excuse can I go to the bathroom I can't hold it any longer

Teacher: young lady didn't you go to the bathroom 3 years ago don't nobody need to go to the bathroom that much

Susie: excuse me

Elizabeth:?????
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Leo: *sneeze cutely*

Sammy: hey Leo sneeze like a girl

Leo: and how about I pound you like a boy ._. That did not come out right
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Henry: Hey I know you snuck out last night Elizabeth *cross his arm*

Elizabeth 💭play dumb 💭 who's Elizabeth

Henry: ????

William:Elizabeth baby girl

Elizabeth:💭not that dumb 💭
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William: *on the phone with his ex * hey I just calling to remind that tomorrow so don't forget to put yourself on the curve bye *hangs up*
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Elizabeth:*runs upstairs to her parents room* DADDY WE UH WE AINT GOT NO MORE BREAD

William: BRUH WHO ATE ALL MY MOTHER F*UCKING BREAD KIDS I SWEAR
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Michael and Elizabeth are building a tree house

Michael: *annoyed* Elizabeth.

Elizabeth: yes

Michael: where's the door at

Elizabeth *points at the drawn door* it's right there see I drew it with a magic marker

Michael: you were supposed to cut it out with the power saw

Elizabeth: dude I'm gonna

Michael: oh really

Elizabeth: yes

Michael: so get the power saw

Elizabeth: ok I'll go * hits the wall* hurting her nose*
*covers her nose* I see the problem

Michael: oh do ya
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Elizabeth phone rings

Cassidy: hey girl your dad call

Elizabeth: hey can you pick that up for me

Cassidy: hey I don't like answering people call
HEY WAT UP B!tch

William: hello Cassidy
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Hanzel: USE YOUR MUSCLE YOU WORK SO HARD FOR

Chica bully: he stopped working out Last week

Hanzel: WHY YOU STOP WORKING OUT

Michael:I was sad