the boner man

"B-Boner man...~" one shot ;)

dis so weird, i just woke up w a major schlong hard dong boner, i never had this happen to me before and this is rly rly weird! o no my step brother just came into my room, i wonda wat he want... ouchie he just hit me in the face OH SHIT HE JUST PULLED HIS SCHLONG HARD DONG OUT OH FUDCK oh my god he's screaming at me that i stole his stupid little barbie doll, for the millionth time, i just told my ugly dumb step brother "no i did not steal ur stupid dumb dumb dolly kayden" now he really angry "grrrr i don't care if u did or not i am very angry please lets fork fork" oh no he wants to fork fork i am so scared right now please help me guys! "ill save u" an unknown voice says from the distance and i am very curious wat the fuck that was! oh no please help kayden just got really hard and HOLY SHIT ITS SO SMALL LOOOOLLL, anywho teh mysterioosu voice jsut came back this is so scary "i will save you mister stweart" says the really mysterious voice! its so scawiez,,,,,,,,, it the n coems bsck this so scawies and then it tells me "stewart i will save u just look up" i look up and low and behold some weird dude with a long hard major schlong hard dong dong boney boner is looking down at me hands on his hips he lookin kinda fruity doe and kinda dtf, i could really just go for a twinki e right now instead of dealing with this, "grab my cock stewart i can save u!" says the very weird man and so i grab his hard meaty fleshy long cock holy fuck it is SO hard, my dumb stepbro screams "hey come back here stewart i really want to fork fork" and i get vewy ANGY and say "i dont care ure notmy dream twinkie suck a cock dumb fuck" because me so cool ya ya and den he get angy agan it so scawiez seeing him so angy, den the weird man says "leave this hot thick boy alone u creep" he so hot im so happy how he defending me ya ya <33 can he be ny new qtwinkie,,,, anywho my weird stepbro get very angy AGAIN and starts making baby noises den our weird brother comes in "hi kayden can we fork fork" it so weird den kayden say yes and den dey start fork fork and dne weird guy take me away from there while im still holding onto his meaty fat cock, "lets go back to my place, shall we?" says weird dood and i say "yes yes letz go" yay!!!!!!! den he tell me "my name boner man by da way" and i cann ot belieb da BONER MAN is here flying me to his place while im holdi ng his long big meaty schlong,,,,,, so crazi,,,,,, den we arrive at his place and den he says "lets go to my room sweet cheeks" in a very manly masculine deep voice omg he sp [repcious,,,,,,,, tehn we go to hsi room, we arrive dere and tehn he grab my man tittie and im like "oooooo" den he slap me across da face and say in his manly hot sexy deep voice "shut up ho let go on bed and do dance." and i agwee bc dat sexy voice so hoooooottttttttt den we go on da bed and he starts strippin oh ma god he so muscy mmmmmm and his schlong so BIG omg it look like a 69 incher i cant wait "like wat u see?" "yez daddi a lot" "shut up ho let me strip u now" den he start stripping me n o mi god diz so hto im really aneejoying diz "u so sexi baebee" say boner man, "omg teehee tank u daddi ure gonna make me lbush!!!" "shut up ho" he grab my face and starts making out w me den he start fcuking me really rlealyl hard and it so good! he give gr8 hed and gr8 cock omg i love boner man so mcuh he best super hero den i kum all ova his face from all da hot meaty sex he gave me and den he lick it all up yummmu yum he so hot ogm "com on bebay we gota go back to ur plaec" "ok daddi let go mback to my place" we get dressed and i grav onto his meaty cock again and we start going back to my place holy shti i ujst got railed by BONER MAN this is the best day of my lifeahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh 2 min later we arrive back at my plaec, i start rubbing onto boner man cock more and start kissing him b4 he leav and den we maek out "bye ho" say sexy hot boner man "bey daddiiii" i sayu, he go away no w and den kayden cme into my room "grrrr where u been!" ahhhh oh no scawy kayden i hope he doesnt wanna fork fork "i been with boner man isnt that clear faggot" say me and den he seem really angry "GRRRRRRRRRRR I WILL EAT U!" say kayden i am so scawed now "please dont eat me mister kayden!" say me, and den he open his mouth upo weally wide and eat me ewwwieeee is that a fish skeleton and then a cheese blob filled with kum,,,,,,,,, errrrriiiiiiiiiiiiiccccccccc!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!