*Viktor made a chat*
*Viktor added Marcus, Petra, Billy and 6 others to the chat*
*Viktor changed the chat's name to "All who is relevant"*
Petra: what the fuck is this
Viktor: is group chat
Marcus: why tf am I here?
Viktor: I added all who do things around here
Viktor: and lex
Lex: wtf
Lex: what does billy do?
Viktor: annoy me and flirt with faiboy
Billy: I DO NOT!
Marcus: do what? Annoy him or flirt with me
Petra: love how you immediately assume that's you
Billy: I DO NOT FLIRT WITH YOU
Viktor: we have old KGB saying
Viktor: the worst kind of man is man who denies riding other man's horkum
Brandy: he's a queer?
Viktor: here, we all are
Willie: no we're not?
Chico: I think that's just you dude
Saya: lmao imagine being gay
Saya: Marcus stop giving me that look
Marcus: don't act like I haven't caught you doing shit
Saya: stfu
Brandy: this is fucking gross
Marcus: don't act like I haven't caught you doing shit too
Marcus: a girl in specific
Brandy: You saw no such thing!
Marcus: I literally took pictures
Marcus: I can send them if you would like
Maria: You took pictures?!?!
Marcus: calm down, it's only of them kissing
Marcus: I needed to make sure I didn't do a shit load of acid again
Marcus: it seemed like something my brain would make up to fuck with me
Chico: why tf did you choose this fucking weirdo over me? Am I really that bad?
Maria: Don't get me wrong, you are that bad, but I just wanted an escape and Marcus is easy
Saya: that's her way of calling him a slut
Marcus: what the fuck did I do?
Maria: Saya
Lex: Petra
Petra: Billy
Willie: Viktor
Saya: Lex that one time
Marcus: how do you know about that?
Saya: you are not the acid king
Marcus: understandable, have a nice day.
Billy: wait, that happened BEFORE Vegas???
Viktor: Vegas?
Saya: we dont talk about vegas
Chico: I agree with the bitchy sword lady for once
Brandy: well now I'm intrigued
Marcus: I have been meaning to ask, how tf did you manage to survive getting your throat slit?
Saya: yeah, we legit thought you were dead
Maria: ap dark arts was superrrr awkward the next day
Marcus: good thing we didn't dispose of the body
Chico: fuck all of you
Maria: I think Marcus is working on that
Marcus: I might be a whore but I'm not whore enough to sleep with the nazi
Willie: that felt very pointed Marcus
Willie: and I stopped after I found out she's an official member of the KKK
Viktor: KKK is racist group who hate black people, correct?
Petra: yup
Viktor: then why she sleep with black man?
Petra: better question is why did Willie sleep with her? That is like asking for a STD
Brandy: I'll have you know that I only have one STD
Willie: what.
Chico: that's one too many
I'M BACK BITCHES! This time in a different fandom tho lmao
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