Y/n is a bitch don't fucking trust her
Y/nforthewin
Who was it?
Who tf changed the group name to that????
Show yourself I promise I won't kill you ☺️Y/n'semopet
She won't
But I will
Who changed the dmn name?Bitchasschildeffs
Oooo the pet is speakingY/nforthewin
Childe
RunBitchasschildeffs
Wjat
I WAS JUST KIDDING
I-
PLEASE DONT HURT MEHDJDKSJHDURDNXBHDJDJLiarforlyre
Rip childe 🙏Ms.Hulao
Rip childe 🙏Femdomjacksparrow
Rip childeSleepyqilin
Rip childeMoralessmorax
It was childe
Childe named the groupMommycryoaunty
Yes, I saw it tooY/n'semopet
Is that soWattpadgeek
Okay now why is childe tied to a lamp post near the entrance of Liyue harbour??Pop!sickleboy
It's probably something to do with y/n...Y/nforthewin
I do not know what you mean, dear child ☺️Liarforlyre
Man y/n is scarier than xiao sometimesMs.Hulao
frFemdomjacksparrow
Has anyone seen ninng??Pop!sickleboy
I saw lady ninnguang with aunty shenhe a few minutes ago
They were going to juyen karstFemdomjacksparrow
Together? 😨Pop!sickleboy
YesFemdomjacksparrow
Alone?Pop!sickleboy
YesFemdomjacksparrow
😨Bitchasschildeffs
I apologise y/n you are the most trust worthy person I know I got a little goofy I am so sorry you are my best friend I love you so much please accept my apology I promise to never do things like this again I am so sorry please forgive me I am but a man child I promise to always be on my best behaviour and you are a quest I am sorryY/nforthewin
I am a quest??Bitchasschildeffs
I MEAMT A QUEEN
😭💀y/n'semopet
Dumbass
And wdym love her???Bitchasschildeffs
I DID NOT MEAN IT LIEK THAT AAHHHHHHY/n'semopet
You could have just written what I told you to 😐femdomjacksparrow
Wait-
Childe was tied to a lamp?
And we think y/n was the one who tied him thereMs.Hulao
No noz we don't think, we knowFemdomjacksparrow
So that means,,, y/n is in LIYUE????Liarforlyre
Yes she is. She left me here in mond for that adeptus 😢Femdomjacksparrow
How did I not know about this??Wattpadgeek
Maybe because you were out in the sea???Highonnaku
No, it couldn't be. I was with mom and yet I knew of y/n being in Liyue for lantern rite.Femdomjacksparrow
How did I not know of it??Highonnaku
You were busy ogling at mother and knowing her whereabouts mom ☺️Femdomjacksparrow
I-Ms.Hulao
NO WAYYYYYMoralessmorax
Y/n, will you and xiao still be coming over for dinnerY/nforthewin
Yes daddyMoralessmorax
Oh, okay then
I will prepare your favourite soup thenMs.Hulao
Y'all seeing this shitLiarforlyre
I sure can 🤨Y/n'semopet
Y/n...Y/nforthewin
IT WAS NOT ME! XINQIU TOOK MY PHONE I am sorryuk
😭Pop!sickleboy
Oh, I apologise for the inconvenience y/n I am gonna take his phone back for a week 😔Y/nforthewin
I-
Okay
YOU ARE READING
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