get off your high horse!; hirofumi yoshida

chat room 10

private chat ------> hirofumi & (y/n)

(y/n)

were u sent out to defeat the mannequin devil today

hirofumi

yes, i was

i thought you would have been too

seeing as its the weekend and all

(y/n)

umm

couldn't get outta bed today

so i rejected the summons

hirofumi

is something wrong?

are you hurt?

do you need anything?

(y/n)

oh no its nothing like that

the easiest way to explain it is

im sad

hirofumi

occupational hazard or...?

(y/n)

bad brain

killing devils doesn't help lol

but its one of the few things im good at

and it makes money

hirofumi

is there anything i can do to help?

(y/n)

tell me a story?

hirofumi

a week ago, i talked with denji over tea

about protecting his secret identity and all that

i told him he could order whatever he wanted, on my card

he certainly ordered a decent amount of food

(he spent almost a minute alone trying to pronounce caramel)

near the end, the cake he ordered arrived

and i told him i wouldn't give him a fork unless he agreed to my terms

instead, denji went and ate the cake with his hands

it was... a little disturbing to be honest

(y/n)

good good

more please

hirofumi

the other day at the supermarket

a young woman began following me around

and grabbing the same snacks and food i was

it was borderline stalking, tbh

(y/n)

ha ha like u do with denji

hirofumi

i have denji's best interests in heart

and i would never stoop to eating a crushed back of potato chips

or a popsicle that had fallen on the ground

anyways,

i did my shopping without bothering myself with her

only before i was going to leave, she came up to me and asked for my number

i gave her kishibe's number instead :)

(y/n)

lmao

uncle kishibe's gonna kill u for that

hirofumi

he hunted me for two days straight after that

i would have let her down gently if she hadn't been acting so creepy

(y/n)

i pity all those girls who ask u out on a daily basis at school

hirofumi

i'd like to think there is at least one out there who'd i'd accept

(y/n)

good luck finding 'em

but thanks for making me feel better

i really appreciate it

hirofumi

anytime, (y/n)-san :)