[ 💀 ] 13 . Taste testers

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"HOW AM I ALIVE??"
I know I'm going to cringe at the writing later on..
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We do crack :: DMS between Tweedle-dum 🐟 & Errand boy 🏃💨

Tweedle-Dee 🐟
Hello Yuu, are you perhaps free this evening?

Errand boy 🏃💨
Why? Trying to take me out on a date?
REAL BOLD.

Tweedle-dee 🐟
No.
Just need you to try out my and Lilia's cooking.

Errand boy 🏃💨
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you really are praying on my downfall, huh?

Tweedle-dee 🐟
Whatever do you mean? ☺️😇

Errand boy 🏃💨
I'll be there later then :(
R.i.p me

Tweedle-dee 🐟
Glad to have you aboard.

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A few hours later you put down your phone and looked out the window, 'What the hell have I gotten myself into? I really am going to die today. Oh well, R.i.p me ig'. After getting out of Ramshackle,  you decided to adore the scenery of NRC and its red apple trees. After walking you finally arrive at the cafeteria and walk through the kitchen door.

"I ARRIVED!!" You said while slamming the doors. "Was that really necessary?" A familiar nearsighted octopus told you. "Yes, yes it was Azul." You hovered over the counter to see what type of monstrosity Jade and Lilia made, "This shit smells like charcoal- what the fuck did you put in it?" Lilia turned around to look at you, "It's a chef's top secret!". Top secret huh....

Wanting to not try Lilia's hazard of a dish, you turned towards Azul, "Wanna trade?" Azul looked at you and said, "I rather try my chances with this mushroom..then whatever that is." Fucking dammit. "Just try it! One bite won't hurt" Lilia says while pushing the plate closer to you.

Oh dear god someone save me. You decide to take one bite, Bad idea cause now ur fucking passed out. "I think I put too much spice in it?" Lilia has the audacity to say. Jade smiles and looks towards Azul, "Surely you'll try it, right?"

"Right.." Azul says before trying Jade's Mushrooms. Bad idea x2 now he's out aswell, It seems like we have to ban these two from the kitchen..or well Jade from feeding people random mushrooms.

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Hours later

TWITTER

Hours later—TWITTER

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"Aladdin who"
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Errand boy 🏃💨
Anyways go to Jade & Lilia if u want food poisoning 😇

Ass on fire ☀️
Sounds fun!

Scarabia-bee 🐝
Ikr

Medusa dat u? 🤨
NO

The end
( this was a little shitpost )
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