This is obviously satire but here's some context.
Me and my friends call Brandon peepaw (god knows why), so I made that peepaw into an actual person.
Peepaw Brandon is a rootin tootin cowboy from the Wild West. He smokes cigars, slurps nectar, eats bees from time to time and has a shotgun.
If you see this Brandon I'm sorry.
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