Missy

Missy chapter 1

Monday
Hi Imma Missy and imma adopted now. Im really old, today was crazy! Imma put In a cat carrier that's been used before! By a guy named Teddy. He really stinky, cause he my brother now. Imma go smell his butt now. But the trip was scary, like really. Maybe that what Muggles had to say,
FISH BUTT
No I don't think dat dat was wat she want to say then. But yeah the trip was crazy we had to wait like maybe 1 hour that's so long! When we got there I wasn't let out jet the put lots of stuff out like water and food and toys. But then only they let me out. I crept behind a wooden thingy that they let me stay in for 3 hours cause I wanted to. Then they moved it and I crept under the heater and they let me in 3 hours then they took the hool thing apart to get me out and they blocked it up. Gosh.....
Tuesday
In the morning Imma run over to the humans with my tail up meow meow meow meow meow meow ' gosh she's very chatty!' Said one of the humans. We'll they are talkin' like that! Gramma and grandad had came to sleep on my part of the couch and they talk like ##@#* and that is mean. Not. And those guys are weird they have things they can take of they don't have any fur they are to weird! They also have things on there heads that's go like on the eyes what the and they have mobiles but they type so slow it's like watching slow-motion ugh! And there taking up my space like they lye without there fake fur on in bed! We cats have to not see weird things like that. Ugh ):
Wednesday
This mornin is the 3d day that means today they're gonna open the door so I can wonder around the house. I'm free! Me and Teddy got some rice no idea why he got to come inside he's giant, (he's a main coon) and I'm free, I'll sleep on the cat bed from now on, and grandma and grandpa are leaving! Byeeee it seems I'm running out of paper I have 200 sheets left. I need some left for Izzy to work with. Bye bye bye bye bye bye bye I'll be back!