Basic Straining

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(Some 18+ NSFW in this chapter so yeah, you've been warned. Not my problem if you read it and get salty cause you don't like that, I warned you. Also, Annapantsu's cover of Unholy is amazing.)

Zane sat in the cabin reading a book while Harold was telling him his favourite parts of it while he was looking for his clothes for the day. "I just love the plot where all the pieces come together and she can figure out who the man who started the fire was," Harold beamed. 

"It's sad she was so traumatized her memories got all scrambled and she blamed herself all those years for her family's death," Zane sighed. Zane and Harold were friends, they were the only people who the other could talk about "nerdy" stuff to. Zane did feel bad for what was about to happen but it needed to be done for the plan.

Emotional manipulation was Zane's specialty after all. Just a little bit of Duncan making Harold feel like shit only for Zane to come in and save the day to get Harold to do whatever he wants.

"WHAT THE HELL MAN!" Harold groaned seeing his underwear smushed between melted marshmallow and chocolate sandwiched together with graham crackers. "I thought I told them to leave you alone, I'm sorry," Zane sighed closing the book. Harold stomped out the cabin door to yell at his cabinmates that were outside. 

"Okay! Who's made s'mores out of my underwear?!" He huffed holding the monstrosity up. Duncan and Geoff just laughed as Harold pulled the undergarment out of the sticky s'more it was in and threw it on the ground beside the cabin, where Courtney was walking.

"Ew! Harold! You are so totally gross!" She shrieked seeing the brown melted chocolate and sticky white marshmallow and thought the worst of it. "No, wait! It wasn't me!" He cried out in a panic at her reaction. She walked away as fast as she could and Harold yelled, "Idiots!" at Duncan and Geoff.

"Sometimes, he just makes it too easy," Geoff laughed as he continued what he was doing as Duncan went back to carving a skull on the wall of the cabin. "Heh, I hear you, man," he replied.

Suddenly Chef's voice was heard over the speakers saying, "Listen up, you little cockroaches! I want all campers to report to the Dock of Shame at 0900 hours!" Zane looked at the clock on the wall and took off out of the cabin in a flash past the guys screaming, "MOVE BITCHES I DON'T WANNA DIE BY CHEF!" He almost fell down the cabin steps as he ran to the dock. 

Duncan and Geoff looked at each other confused as did the rest of the contestants til Chef finished his announcement with, "That means now, soldiers! Now!"

~Time Skip~

The teams stood beside each other holding up canoes. Bass in the order of Dj, Courtney, Harold, Geoff, Zane, Duncan, and Bridgette. The gophers were Owen, Lindsay, LeShawna, Gwen, Trent, and Heather. Duncan made sure to be behind Zane for the "scenery". He also made sure Courtney was nowhere where she could see them. 

Geoff attached a fishing hook to Harold's underwear elastic band and started to reel it in with the pole. "Time to land that fish," Duncan whispered with a sadistic grin. Geoff nodded in agreement and kept reeling til a snap and Harold's pained yelp filled the quiet air. "Idiots!" He whisper shouted.

"Is there a problem down here?!" Chef shouted down at them. "No," Harold grumbled.  Chef went back to doing what he was doing as Zane "scolded" Geoff and Duncan. "Leave him alone, he's having a rough day now that Courtney thinks he threw his "shit filled" underwear at her cause of you two," Zane sighed. "Thanks, Zane," Harold said with a grateful smile. "No problem man," Zane replied.

Owen looked like he was about to fall asleep and everyone else was struggling with sore arms. Duncan's weren't sore enough since he had enough energy to smack Zane's ass real quick, making the shorter male yelp. "The hell is going on down there?!" Chef yelled leaning down again. "Almost fell over, sorry Master Chef," Zane said bowing his head. Duncan watched with a smug grin as Bridgette rolled her eyes.

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