Lab Crew Incorrect Quotes

Part 1 (Incorrect Quotes)

Lucas: Wow! Lime made you cry?
Kiera, tearing up: Yes, and he said some really mean things that are only partly true.

Alec: What are your three best qualities?
Katie: I'm hot, I have soft hair, and sometimes I cry because I love my friends.

746: Sometimes, I don't realize an event was traumatic until I tell it as a funny story and notice everyone is staring at me weirdly.

Kiera: Don't have a bookmark? Try ketchup instead!!
Lime: What makes you think I read?

Kiera: I will send my army to attack!
Kiera: *releases a dumpster of raccoons*

Kiera, texting group chat: What flavour of ice cream do you guys want? I'm at the store so be quick!
Lucas: Moose Tracks is good!
Lime: What the f*** is that!?
Lucas: *Gasp* How dare you insult moo-
Lime: No. No no not that. What the hell. Why do you spell flavor like flavour. It's like you have flavor but then this guy shows up and is like "Oui Oui Would you like chocolate flaVOUR or vanilla flaVOUR.
Kiera and Lucas: what?
Lime: I don't get it why add the EXTRA u when it's PERFECTLY FINE AS IT IS!?
Kiera: You done now?
Lime: Yeah ok.
Kiera and Lucas: ...
Lime: ...Can I have the Mint Chocolate chip flavour?

Lucas: Yes, I'm adopting White and you cowards can't tell me no!

Or

Katie: Yes, I'm adopting Alec and you cowards can't tell me no!

Or

Dr. Jackson: Yes, I'm adopting 746 and you cowards can't tell me no!

Katie: Are you having another depressive episode?
Dr. Jackson: A depressive episode?
Dr. Jackson: I'm having a depressive series and we're just on season one.

Or

Lime: Are you having another depressive episode?
White: A depressive episode?
White: I'm having a depressive series and we're just on season one.

(^ I don't know how accurate either of those are. Sorry if they're not, Kat-)

746: What's the dumbest thing you believed as a child?
Casey: That nap time was a punishment.

Kiera: You know you can die from that, right?
Alexis: *smoking a cigarette* That's the point.
Lime: *drinking alcohol* We're trying to speed this up.
Alec: *Eating raw cookie dough and nodding*

Lime: You are a solid 11/10.
Kiera: Aw, thank-
Lime: Which is 1.1 because you look like s***.

Katie: Question, how difficult would it be to bowl in a bee suit?
Dr. Jackson: Not that hard, I don't think, as long as you can move.
Alexis: I'd assume as hard as it is to bowl in a maid outfit.
Alexis: Wouldn't be any harder, but you'd get some WEIRD looks.
Kiera: Are... are you speaking from experience?
Alexis: No!
Alexis:
Alexis: ....Maybe.

Lucas: Do you cook?
746: I made a cake once.
Lime: Yeah, it was good.
746: Really?
Lime: Don't make me lie twice, 746.
(Casey and Dr. Jackson: *angry adoptive father noises*)

Lime: And now for a gay update with Lucas and Kiera.
Lucas: Getting gayer.
Lime: Thank you, Lucas.
(Alec: B-but you two are straight...)

746: She's the girl of my dreams!
Kai: You say every girl is the girl of your dreams.
746: I have a lot of dreams.

White: I love you.
Lime: Me too.

(^ Not trying to indicate shipping at all between them- this just fits Lime too well)

Alec, sniffling: Calm down, I'm probably not sick. It might just be allergies.
Kiera: Okay, tell me this: are you like, really tired?
Alec: I have depression, what do you think?

Casey: 746 has discovered "deez nuts" jokes and it's all they say now. Everything is deez nuts. They simply can't stop.
Casey: I asked 746 where they learned that joke. They made me promise they wouldn't get in trouble if they told me. I agreed.
Casey: So they lean in and whisper, "deez nuts."

Lucas: Isn't a bit dangerous?
White: Lucas, please. We've in a lot of unexpected predicaments before and we always escape unhurt.
Lucas: ...
White: Okay, we sometimes escape unhurt.
Lucas: ...
White: Alright, we escaped unhurt once... Then we hurt ourselves on the way home.

Alec: Can you cut me some slack, Katie? I'm sort of in love.
Katie: I'm sorry, but that's really not my problem.
Alec: I'm in love with you.
Katie: *blushes* Oh. That brings me in the loop a little.

Kiera: I got an idea!
Dr. Jackson: Does it involve breaking the law?
Kiera: By now don't you think that's a given?
Dr. Jackson: I was just trying to be optimistic.
Kiera: Don't bother.

Katie: Lime doesn't look very happy.
White: That's his happy. He's just a b****.

Lucas: Hey, random question, what are your favorite flowers?
Kiera: Peonies, why?
Lucas:
Kiera: Were you going to get me flowers?
Lucas:
Kiera:
Lucas: ᶦᵗ'ˢ ᵃ ᵖᵒˢˢᶦᵇᶦˡᶦᵗʸ

Katie: Well, I wouldn't call it inheritance per se. What do you call it when you kill someone and get their stuff?
Alec: Um, murder???
Casey: Adventuring!
Lucas: Tuesday.

Lami, looking over White's shoulder: You can draw?
White, stopping what she was doing: You can speak?

(He can?! Huh.)

Alec: Adulting is hard.
Alec: How do I quit?
Dr. Jackson: Time travel.
Lime: Die.

Kiera: So, what are we doing?
Lime: Wasting our lives.
Kiera: I meant for lunch...

All in all, I fear for this group's sanity.