Danica Deveraux came to Seaside with full intentions of helping film a new reality TV show, what she absolutely did not anticipate was ending up on the other side of the camera. But with the sudden departure of one of the cast members, that is exact...
Vinny, coming up to Ron in the morning: "I just wanted to let you know, it was nice knowing you, 'cause I think I'm getting evicted."
Ronnie: "Why?"
Vinny: " 'cause I chilled with some girl last night, and I think she was like, Danny's date. Like Danny our boss, the owner of this house."
[Vinny: "I found out that this girl Tanya that I hooked up with last night, went out on a date with Danny that night. I didn't know this."]
Ronnie, laughing: "You did the robbery bro. On our landlord/boss."
Vinny: "I had no idea. And then, at the end of the night, she's like, she's like 'yeah, when me and Danny were at dinner tonight...' I was like..."
Ronnie was falling out laughing at this point, while Vinny sat shaking his head.
[Vinny, laughing in disbelief: I guess he wined her, he dined her, he took her out... right before I hooked up with her. So, at this point, I'm like 'oh my god, I'm getting evicted from my house.' "]
Vinny, getting up to leave: "Yeah, so I just wanted to say it was nice to know you."
Getting dressed, Vinny headed out to the living room to see Mike and Pauly getting ready to go head out
Vinny: "Where you guys going?"
Mike and Pauly: "Gym, tan and laundry."
Pauly: "You're welcome to come with us?"
Vinny: "To gym, tan, and laundry? No."
Pauly, tossing the keys to Mike: "All right. You're driving me driver."
Mike: "Let's go."
[Vinny: "These guys are robots. Gym, tanning laundry. Everyday since I got here, that's what they do every morning - gym, tanning, laundry. You know, that's how they make the guidos."]
[Mike: "You know, I like to look very fresh and mint when I go out, so, you know, everything goes into it. You know, you gotta go to the gym, the whole week, you know. You have to have a little color if you didn't go to the beach. And then, the last thing you need to take care of is the outfit, okay? Now, if the outfit is not looking good, then the whole package is off. And if you feel off, you're not gonna have a good night. So how do you get the best results? G.T.L., baby. Gym, Tan, Laundry. Because, if everything is put together, and you feel great, you look great. Awesome night."]
[Vinny: "I don't follow those rules at all... especially gym, tanning, laundry. I could see if it was like basketball, pool, beach, like, you know what I mean? Like gym, tan, laundry, those aren't fun things. At all."]
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Dani, coming out from her and Snooki's room, pulling her hair up: "Vin, you ready? Vamanos."
Vinny, following her out the door: "Not really..."
