I know I said I wouldn't put nsfw stuff in this book since Bingus & Floppa r 14, and I won't, but I think it's okay to have slightly nsfw dream scenes. Since they're dreams, + it's realistic cuz they're horny teenagers (coming from one).
Anyway, this will not be explicit, like most of this book it'll be half satire half serious (but this chapter is 100% satire). So if ur not okay with nsfw things then feel free to skip this chapter (this chapter probs won't be referenced in future chapters anyway)
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Big Floppa's pov:
(At night after be went to bed, aka his dream)
I got down on my knees, fat paws clasped in a praying (Mantis) pose
"Oh holy gay lord, pls let me eat your crunchy toe beans!"
"Hm..." The gay lord, aka Bingus, scratched his smol chin before smirking with his signature doom bringer aura.
"Why should I let u have the privilege of sucking my toe beans? Hm?"
I started sobbing uncontrollably (because I'm a nice guy/hj)
"PLEASE BINGUS!! LET ME SUCK UR TOE BEANS! THEY LOOK SO CRUNCHY AND FAT!!1! JUST ONE BITE!"
Everyone in the court house gasped before whispering amongst themselves.
(A/N: sometimes I genuinely have trouble accepting the fact that I wrote certain things, this is one of them)
*Draco Malfoy voice:* "SILENCE PEASANTS!"
the court stopped whispering. Bingus grabbed my chin forcing me to look up at his sexy hypnotizing blue orbs.
"I'm not Bingus, I'm the gay lord! Ranked #1 on the biggest dick league! You need to be punished for calling me by my actual name, peasant!" he smirked before smashing his skinny lips against mine.
I then woke up...
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This is so weird, sry not sry lmao 😭
2023 A/N: actually I am sorry I'm sure I've scarred you all just as much if not more as I scarred myself 💀
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