Tmf chatfic

The homies getting a lil too silly

Henry- Bro lettuce is so 😍😍

Drew- Henry wtf, it's FOUR AM.

Henry- and??

Henry- YOU'RE AWAKE.

Drew- that's fair ig

Henry- bro it'd be kinda funny if we woke Liam up

Drew- don't wake him up bro 😕😕

Henry- homo

Drew- it's obvious atp man

Henry- yeah, I'm still gonna try to go wake Liam up tho 😋😋

Drew- kinda homophobic tbh

Henry- I'M NOT HOMOPHOBIC. YOU KNOW THAT.

Henry- now brb 😚😚

(Less than two minutes later)

Liam- bro it's too fucking early

Drew- I'm so sorry man 💀

Liam- wjat (what)

Liam- my eyegsalls brun (eyeballs burn)

Liam- bri j jyst heard an ad abjr cookies and now I want some (bro, I, just, about)

Drew- what kind of cookies??

Liam- chocolate chip

Drew- bet

Drew went offline to be a fruit

Henry- I leave to piss & come back to this..

Liam- why is applesauce called applesauce if it's not a sauce

Henry- cuz

Henry- actually it's four am, I'm not trying to explain applesauce to you rn

Liam- fair 🤷

Liam- bro someone's at my door..

Henry- I bet you ten bucks that it's Drew

Liam- bet.

Liam- WHY WAS IT ACTUALLY HIM WTF.

Zoey- istg y'all ruining my photo shoot

Lia- girl that dollar store ring light ain't doing shit..

Lia deleted a message

Lia- man I wonder who typed that!!

Henry- damn 💀

Zoey- LIA WTF.

Lia- SRRY 😭

Zoey- 😐😐

Jake- what

Drew- why the hell do ppl normalize being awake at almost five am

Jake- respectfully, says the one with insomnia.

Henry-

Jake- I despise the ppl who manage to have bright mode on

Liam- fr

Lia- damn..

Zoey- Lia...ily(platonically 🤗) but what the fuck

Lia- I'M SORRY

Liam- skill issue

Drew- lmao

Zoey- dry ass text-er 😭

Drew- stfu, desperate for money bitch ass

Zoey- this is why your hairline is practically invisible

Drew- this is why your parents go on vacations ten times every year

Zoey- this is why your dad doesn't give a fuck abt you

Drew- this is why you got a chunk of that fake ass dollar store wig snatched

Zoey- this is why you got cheated on

Drew- this is why you've been trying to be Regina George since the fifth grade

Zoey- I hate you

Lia- it's too early for this, I'm going back to bed smh 😭

Henry- bye 😜😜

Jake- a

Henry- b

Jake- c

Liam- EITP (stop)

Liam- STOP

Henry- ok 😞

Jake- you all make me question things

Henry- good to know ig 🤷🤷

Liam- Bro chinchillas are built different

Henry- in my opinion they just look like fat squirrels

Liam- are you fat shaming chinchillas??

Henry- NO.