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Sunwoo: sunnyD
Eric: sleepatron_3000
Hak: token_straight
Juyeon: manstandingemoji
Chanhee: hellokittyenjoyer
Jacob: Mom™
Kevin: moon_cheese
Sangyeon: Dad™ / Dilf
Hyunjae: whore:3 / Himbo™
Changmin: certified_creep
Younghoon: bread.

yassified burn-outs

moon_cheese: guys i just had the best freak-fucking idea ever

Mom™: what is it love?

whore:3: freak-fucking dofghdf (☍﹏⁰)。

sleepatron_3000: i love kevin's ideas

moon_cheese: ty my little bestie <3
moon_cheese: but i'll need you to do it bc i dont have admin permission

sleepatron_3000: oooo i like where this is going

token_straight: i dont–

moon_cheese: eric can you change sangyeon's name to Dilf

sleepatron_3000: OIHRWGPIWH YES
sleepatron_3000: of course bestie

[sleepatron_3000 changed 'Dad™' to 'Dilf']

token_straight: nvm i love where this has gone

Dilf: what the fuck

whore:3: DOES THIS MEAN I CAN FINALLY CHANGE MY NAME FROM WHORE:3

hellokittyenjoyer: to colgate_teethwhitener i hope?

whore:3: fuck you chanhee

hellokittyenjoyer: i bet you wanna

moon_cheese: OIHGPIHSPD

sunnyD: doesnt everyone

hellokittyenjoyer: what

sunnyD: what

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The Three Musketeers

sunnyD: FUCK

sleepatron_3000: LMAOFEPRH GPWIHGRWPH

token_straight: you did that to yourself sunwoo

sunnyD: i want to commit suicide

sleepatron_3000: ੨( ・᷄ ︵・᷅ )シ

sunnyD: i wont actually youngjae

sleepatron_3000: (≧▽≦)

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yassified burn-outs

Dilf: you should change it to Himbo™

whore:3: maybe
whore:3: changmins idea wasnt too bad either

certified_creep: YES MAKE IT a_spoon
certified_creep: I TOLD YOU GUYS HE HAD SPOON VIBES

bread.: what even are spoon vibes

certified_creep: if you dont know then i wont tell you

sleepatron_3000: younghoonie hyung you have spoon vibes

bread.: ...
bread.: im only accepting that because eric said it
bread.: and i cant get mad at eric

moon_cheese: sangyeon younghoon is coming for your father role

Dilf: im going to murder you

hellokittyenjoyer: does this mean he finally accepts his father role ?

Mom™: please dont hurt my boyfriend sangyeon

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