Yasuhiro: Something tells me Syo's going to be a bit more unhinged today...
Syo, holding a lit match and a bag of cheetos: Leave me be, Mukuro isn't home to stop me, I'm going feral.
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Chihiro, asking for advice: What is the difference between falling in love and having a crush?
Syo: If they get a haircut and they're ugly it's a crush.
Mukuro: That's actually a valid point.
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Makoto: Once Syo got detention in my old theater class but he apparently pulled out a Monopoly Get Out Of Jail card out of my wallet and the teacher let him out of it.
Chihiro: How do you get detention in theater class?
Makoto: Long story short he kicked the ceiling by accident.
Yasuhiro:
Mukuro: How do you kick a ceiling BY ACCIDENT?!
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Mukuro: OKAY, YOU KNOW WHAT?! TIME OUT! GET ON TOP OF THE FRIDGE! GET UP THERE!
Syo, climbing: THIS HOUSE IS A FUCKING NIGHTMARE!!!
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Yasuhiro: Why do 90% of all medicines sound like cool wizard names?
Makoto: It is I, Zyrtec the Almighty.
Chihiro: You are no match for Xanax the Wise.
Mukuro: Viagra.
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Mukuro: Summarize Black Mirror in the stupidest way possible.
Makoto, shoving a sign to Chihiro's face: Technology!
Chihiro, hand over their chest: Oh my god-
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Yasuhiro: The bicycle is just an acoustic version of a motorcycle.
Mukuro: Are you fucking high?
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"You'll understand when you're older"
Makoto: I am older and understand absolutely nothing.
Chihiro: I actually understand less.
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Yasuhiro: What does the doggy say? Bow wow.
Chihiro: What does the kitty say? Meow meow.
Syo: What does the moo cow say? AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!
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Syo: You two are the best people in my life and I would do anything within reason to make you happy.
Komaru: We would be happy if you ate, stayed hydrated and got a reasonable amount of sleep.
Syo: I said within reason, Komaru. How about I murder that guy?
Chihiro: So murder is in reason but proper self care isn't?
Syo: Well, duh. What kind of question is that?
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Yasuhiro, to Syo: Look at you! All cute and small! I could just eat you up!
Syo: *proceeds to kick him in the shin and run away*
Mukuro, walking past: Rule number 1, don't call Syo cute or small.
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Chihiro: They are probably making so many "Fast and Furious" films so they can make "Fast10 Your Seatbelts".
Makoto: If this doesn't happen I will be upset.
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Genocider Makoto Nonsense
Short StorySo anyway I love Makoto. So I was scrolling through pictures of him, then I saw something that caught my eye. The result, this mess of a story. This book is gonna have cursing. I mean, it's Genocider Syo. *I didn't make Genocider Makoto. I was just...
