Minji: So, Hanni is no longer allowed to take the trash out at night.
Haerin: Why?
Minji: Because I've caught her trying to train raccoons to fight five times in a row.
Hanni, arms crossed and pouting: You'll be thanking me when the third raccoon battalion saves your ass.
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