either a ippei or ann imagine will be next, probably
banda: would you turn me in if I told you I murdered someone?
y/n: no, but I'd hold it over your head forever, like are you gonna do the dishes or do I need to make a phonecall?
♥️
y/n: if you were to die what would your last words be?
aguni: finally
y/n: no-
♥️
y/n, on the ground: *sneezes*
heiya, in a tree: bless you
y/n: god?!?
♥️
niragi: *accidentally hits y/n in the face*
niragi: *trying to decide between "I'm so fucking sorry" or "are you okay?*
niragi: ARE YOU FUCKING SORRY?
y/n: what's wrong with you?!
♥️
y/n: I still have no idea how I’m attracted to you...
chishiya: Yeah, well, you’re stuck with me, and no take backs, honey.
♥️
y/n: Remember when you didn't try to solve all your problems with attempted murder?
urumi: Stop romanticizing the past
♥️
mira: If there's going to be a big dramatic scene, wait until I get back
y/n: Of course. I can't flip this table by myself
♥️
y/n: Sometimes I drink milk straight out of the container
chota: THE COW?!
y/n: what?!
arisu: chota W H Y?
♥️
yaba: Fitness tip: never stop pushing yourself. Some say 8 hours of sleep is enough. Why not keep going? Why not 9? Why not 10? Strive for greatness.
banda: Next time you’re working out do 15 push ups instead of 10. Run 3 miles instead of 2. Eat a whole cake instead of just a slice. Burn your ex’s house down. You can do it. I believe in you.
y/n: There were so many mixed messages in that I can’t-
♥️
y/n: I’m kind of crushing on someone, but I’m worried about telling you who it is, because you’re not going to like it
arisu: Just rip the bandage off
y/n: it's chishiya
arisu: put the bandage back on
♥️
y/n : that's ridiculous! kuina does not have a crush on me
chishiya: yes she does
arisu: yes she does
usagi: yes she does
kuina: yes I do
♥️
niragi: Something’s off
y/n: Maybe you’ve finally developed human emotions and feel bad for hurting people
niragi: no, but that's funny
♥️
y/n, texting arisu: turn around :)
y/n: other way
y/n: wrong way
arisu: where are you?!
y/n: at home, but the thought of you turning aimlessly in circles amuses me
♥️
y/n: What do I get from this?
chishiya: A night of fashion, mischief, mayhem, and possible death
y/n: Ooh, check, check, and check; not sure about that last one though
chishiya: it won't be you
y/n: I'll get my coat
♥️
kyuma: So, I heard you and maki had "fun" last night
y/n: Yeah, I guess we were a little bit loud
kyuma: must've been a wild night
y/n: haha right...
*last night*
maki: bet you can't jump high enough to touch the ceiling
y/n: *scoff* watch me
♥️
karube, texting: where the hell are you and y/n?!
arisu: WE'RE FUCKING
arisu: GETTING DRINKS *unsent*
karube: WHAT THE FUCK
♥️
y/n: Time for plan G.
chishiya: Don’t you mean plan B?
y/n: No, we tried plan B a long time ago. I had to skip over plan C due to technical difficulties.
arisu: What about plan D?
y/n: Plan D was that desperate disguise attempt half an hour ago.
kuina: What about plan E?
y/n: I’m hoping not to use it. niragi dies in plan E.
usagi: I like plan E.
♥️
mira: Well, aren’t you all a rag-tag group of adventurers with unclear goals and good hearts! Oh, let me guess: you’re out to save the world!
chishiya: Well, actually, that sounds like a pretty fair assessment.
kuina: More or less, I guess...
tatta: That sounds awesome! Let’s do that!
ann: I’m new here, but I am open to the concept.
arisu: I thought that’s what we were doing, guys, come on!
♥️
*at king of clubs*
y/n: We need to distract these guys
tatta: Leave it to me
tatta: Centaurs have six limbs and are therefore insects. Discuss.
kyuma uta maki goken and shitara: *Immediately begin arguing*
arisu, watching in horror: Oh this. I don’t like this. I don't like this at all.
♥️
chishiya: sometimes, I really can't stand you.
y/n: the feelings mutual
kuina, in her head: enemies to lovers, slowburn, angst with a happy ending, 300k+ words.
♥️
chishiya: have I ever given you a reason not to trust me?
y/n: would you like me to list them alphabetically or chronologically?
♥️
y/n: i fell-
kuina: from heaven?
y/n: no i literally fell-
kuina: in love with me the first moment you saw me?
y/n: MY ARM IS BROKEN
kuina: okay but do you think I'm pretty? be honest
♥️
y/n: I'm gay
akane: I knew the second you told me you were gay.
karube: So what's next for Mx. New Gay Person?
usagi putting her arm on arisu's shoulder and smiling: Your father and I still love you.
chishiya: A little on the nose doing it during pride month, no?
last boss: Behold! The Oracle spoke the truth!
niragi: You still owe me $45 dollars.
hatter: Hi Gay, I'm dad.
ann: I'm gayer.
mira: In that outfit?
banda: This has been so obvious ever since I started stalking you.
kuina: I was planning to come out this very moment, you stole my thunder!
tatta: Oh like Ellen!
kyuma: Are you queerbaiting me?
♥️
y/n: is niragi sleeping or dead?
kuina: hopefully dead i hated his guts
chishiya: yeah me too
niragi: okay first of all fuck you-
